Big Foot

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revbob wrote:
"Based on the bestselling book series"
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:I dated a guy for two years named Holt.
Was he a Big Foot?
Not particularly.
Got a Rake? Sure!

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JennyB wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:I dated a guy for two years named Holt.
Was he a Big Foot?
Not particularly.
So went your chance to broker a peace in the Big Foot war. :(
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I guess BF is back in vogue this season

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Could it be the "zombie ______" has finally eaten thru the bottom of the barrel and fully exhausted itself?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:Could it be the "zombie ______" has finally eaten thru the bottom of the barrel and fully exhausted itself?
Not as long as there's still one sexy vampire alive...or dead...or....
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tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Could it be the "zombie ______" has finally eaten thru the bottom of the barrel and fully exhausted itself?
Not as long as there's still one sexy vampire alive...or dead...or....
Why is there nothing going on Frankenstein-wise?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Could it be the "zombie ______" has finally eaten thru the bottom of the barrel and fully exhausted itself?
Not as long as there's still one sexy vampire alive...or dead...or....
Why is there nothing going on Frankenstein-wise?
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Could it be the "zombie ______" has finally eaten thru the bottom of the barrel and fully exhausted itself?
Not as long as there's still one sexy vampire alive...or dead...or....
Why is there nothing going on Frankenstein-wise?
Flopsville, USA

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Needed Frankensteins. And not funny ones.
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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A combination of me being easily amused and hometown pride(?), but I present the sasquatchewan:
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We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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So, is that to mean Bigfoot is going to give advice to Littlefeets like me or is it advice to other Bigfooti? Before I plop down my $79.99, I want to make sure who the target audience is.

Also: Jan Raskin? I'm very underwhelmed by Bigfoot naming practices.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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