Bears: Menace to Mankind

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by tepista » 28 Sep 2010, 2:03pm

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by tepista » 28 Sep 2010, 2:12pm

We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Rat Patrol » 11 Feb 2011, 6:02pm

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... ident.html

Trees: Giving bears a run for their money since 2011.
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by matedog » 11 Feb 2011, 6:48pm

This photo inspired two lulz moments courtesy of Wolter:
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eumaas wrote:They probably have great camping trips.
Wolter wrote:Pretty sure all their trips are camp.
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cretin wrote:Fuck yeah, lumberjacks!
Wolter wrote:Well, they do work with wood.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Wolter » 11 Feb 2011, 6:51pm

That guy is, by far, my favorite rimshot emoticon.
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Wolter » 02 Mar 2011, 1:32pm

"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

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Poor Baloo.

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Rat Patrol » 10 Jan 2012, 8:01pm

http://www.courant.com/business/hc-bear ... 0330.story

Stock up the ammo and get your exact change for Pike tolls at the I-84 exit, Beaner. Connecticut's having a free-for-all megafaunal squirrel hunt!!!
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Rat Patrol » 19 Dec 2012, 3:53pm

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The bears and dingos got nuthin' on the raptors. :shock:
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Spiff » 19 Dec 2012, 4:34pm

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The bears and dingos got nuthin' on the raptors. :shock:
3D animation hoax.
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by matedog » 03 May 2013, 1:45pm

I saw this on the facebook and it made me chuckle.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Dr. Medulla » 03 May 2013, 1:50pm

matedog wrote:I saw this on the facebook and it made me chuckle.
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I had no idea that you were into eucalyptus humour.
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