Bears: Menace to Mankind

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Wolter » 10 Mar 2010, 2:08pm

eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
They probably have great camping trips.
Pretty sure all their trips are camp.
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by cretin » 10 Mar 2010, 2:09pm

matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by eumaas » 10 Mar 2010, 2:15pm

cretin wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a wandering eye. :disshame:
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Wolter » 10 Mar 2010, 2:21pm

eumaas wrote:
cretin wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a piggy little slavic eye. :disshame:
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by eumaas » 10 Mar 2010, 2:23pm

Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
cretin wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:Image
This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a piggy little slavic eye. :disshame:
I bet he enjoys polack jelly donuts.

Karl Marx would've hated Hoy.
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Wolter » 10 Mar 2010, 2:24pm

eumaas wrote:Karl Marx would've hated Hoy.
Yeah, but I bet Bakunin would have been uneasy around you, jeumaas.
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by eumaas » 10 Mar 2010, 2:28pm

Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:Karl Marx would've hated Hoy.
Yeah, but I bet Bakunin would have been uneasy around you, jeumaas.
In the end he would've recognized my work on economics was more than worthy. :shifty:
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by matedog » 10 Mar 2010, 2:39pm

eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
cretin wrote:
matedog wrote: This photo still amuses me. The one on the left is the shy one.
You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a piggy little slavic eye. :disshame:
I bet he enjoys polack jelly donuts.

Karl Marx would've hated Hoy.
Gross, never liked jelly donuts.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by cretin » 11 Mar 2010, 11:53am

matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:
Wolter wrote:
eumaas wrote:
cretin wrote: You're all like "Those are great bears! I want to meet those bears!"
Hoy's always had a piggy little slavic eye. :disshame:
I bet he enjoys polack jelly donuts.

Karl Marx would've hated Hoy.
Gross, never liked jelly donuts.
No. Never.
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Flex » 14 Apr 2010, 3:03pm

Onward anti-Bear soldiers:
A large male bear was hit and killed by as many as four cars on Highway 82, adjacent to the Cozy Point Ranch near Aspen on the night of April 9, officials confirmed Tuesday.

The bear was reported to Colorado State Patrol officials at approximately 9:30 p.m., by a motorist who told the CSP about hitting the bear.

By the time an official of the Colorado Division of Wildlife could get to the scene of the accident, said Capt. Rich Duran of the CSP, it appeared that at least three other cars had also collided with the carcass as it lay in the road.
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Wolter » 14 Apr 2010, 3:05pm

Flex wrote:Onward anti-Bear soldiers:
A large male bear was hit and killed by as many as four cars on Highway 82, adjacent to the Cozy Point Ranch near Aspen on the night of April 9, officials confirmed Tuesday.

The bear was reported to Colorado State Patrol officials at approximately 9:30 p.m., by a motorist who told the CSP about hitting the bear.

By the time an official of the Colorado Division of Wildlife could get to the scene of the accident, said Capt. Rich Duran of the CSP, it appeared that at least three other cars had also collided with the carcass as it lay in the road.
http://www.summitdaily.com/article/2010 ... ofile=1055
Those poor cars...
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Purple Hayes » 14 Apr 2010, 4:10pm

Coming to this country, expecting us to look after them, Furry Bastards... :angry:

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by Flex » 11 Aug 2010, 3:39pm

Reminder: the ungodly killing machines never rest- http://action.afa.net/Blogs/BlogPost.aspx?id=2147495723
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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by ChicoHarris » 11 Aug 2010, 5:44pm

Aw.
I love bears, though they're starting to be a problem around here for some folk.
I've seen only one in the wild, and he didn't want to hang out.

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Re: Bears: Menace to Mankind

Post by eumaas » 13 Aug 2010, 7:37pm

The Takhtajis, a ghulat Shiite sect related to the Bektashis, forbid their adherents to look at bears, touch bearskins, or even use the word "bear," calling it "big son" instead.
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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