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You're doing it wrong, Dolph.

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nearly as funny is that many of the posters have their weightlifting goals in their sigs.

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tepista wrote:nearly as funny is that many of the posters have their weightlifting goals in their sigs.

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Dolph Lundgren had a threesome with Grace Jones and Janice Dickenson in the eighties and made this movie:
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He can do no wrong in my eyes, regardless of his jimmy hat skillz.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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I must break you for posting this.
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Is Dolph really short for Dolphin? Or did I dream that?
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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matedog wrote:Dolph Lundgren had a threesome with Grace Jones and Janice Dickenson in the eighties and made this movie:
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He can do no wrong in my eyes, regardless of his jimmy hat skillz.

I just wanted to clarify that the real talent in this film was the late great Brandon Lee.
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Heston wrote:Is Dolph really short for Dolphin? Or did I dream that?
I would imagine it's short for Adolph, and for obvious reasons shortened it to Dolph. But it would have been much cooler if it was short for Dolphin, because dolphins are really friggin cute.
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JennyB wrote:
Heston wrote:Is Dolph really short for Dolphin? Or did I dream that?
I would imagine it's short for Adolph, and for obvious reasons shortened it to Dolph.
I knew there was some porpoise.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Can I ask how the hell you came across this?
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Suzanne H. wrote:Can I ask how the hell you came across this?
Probably reddit.com—I saw it yesterday.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Suzanne H. wrote:Can I ask how the hell you came across this?
Probably reddit.com—I saw it yesterday.
Actually, on a Cubs board, from a poster who found it on reddit.com. But indirectly, The Erstwhile Mr. Worm has it correct.
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Suzanne H. wrote:Can I ask how the hell you came across this?
Probably reddit.com—I saw it yesterday.
Actually, on a Cubs board, from a poster who found it on reddit.com. But indirectly, The Erstwhile Mr. Worm has it correct.
Reddit has quickly become my repository of evidence for that human beings are various shades of vile, incompetent, and hilarious.
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daredevil wrote:
matedog wrote:Dolph Lundgren had a threesome with Grace Jones and Janice Dickenson in the eighties and made this movie:It
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He can do no wrong in my eyes, regardless of his jimmy hat skillz.

I just wanted to clarify that the real talent in this film was the late great Brandon Lee.
I would argue that the real talent was the villain played by Cary-Hiroyuki Tagawa aka Shang Tsung.
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Heston wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Heston wrote:Is Dolph really short for Dolphin? Or did I dream that?
I would imagine it's short for Adolph, and for obvious reasons shortened it to Dolph.
I knew there was some porpoise.
You're probably thinking right now, "I'd love to flipper off!"

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