You're doing it wrong, Dolph.

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matedog wrote:Dolph Lundgren had a threesome with Grace Jones and Janice Dickenson in the eighties
pre-plastic Janice was one of the hottest chicks ever
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tepista wrote:
matedog wrote:Dolph Lundgren had a threesome with Grace Jones and Janice Dickenson in the eighties
pre-plastic Janice was one of the hottest chicks ever
Correct me if I'm wrong, but she kind of had a Phoebe Cates-ish vibe going on.

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matedog wrote: Correct me if I'm wrong, but she kind of had a Phoebe Cates-ish vibe going on.
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