SCIENCE!

[Wolter]

AND THIS NOW BECOMES A CATCH ALL THREAD FOR PSEUDO-POLITCAL QUASI-SCIENTIFIC PARODIES!
http://obereed.net/hh/correlation.html

[Dr. Medulla]

AND THIS NOW BECOMES A CATCH ALL THREAD FOR PSEUDO-POLITCAL QUASI-SCIENTIFIC PARODIES!
http://obereed.net/hh/correlation.html

Every time* I clicked on that thread, my left ear itched.

* Once.

[CorwoodRep]

Has anyone else noticed that toward the end of school a couple weeks ago, my ability to post shit in the correct thread just absolutely crashed and burned?

Anyway, carry on with your "science."

[Dr. Medulla]

Fifty scientific discoveries of 2009.

[Jimmy Jazz]

Dogeball: horrible movie redeemed every once in awhile by a cast that's too good to be in it. But it has one line that I just love. It's Rip Torn saying, apropos of nothing, "And I don't have to drink my own piss, but it's sterile and I like the taste!"

I like that film. Every picture should have somebody getting hit in the groin or the head on a regular seven minute cycle. I actually can't think of a single movie that wouldn't be improved by that. Schindler's List? No, hit 'em in the balls.

I liked Ben Stiller's over the top bad guy. It could have been a better movie with either Dirty Work-era Norm Macdonald or early 80s Bill Murray as the lead instead of Vince the douche Vaughn. If time traveling actors were too much of a problem, I suppose someone like Luke Wilson could have been better - wouldn't really add anything but wouldn't take away either.

Sorry for bringing dodgeball back up.

[CorwoodRep]

Was Dodgeball the one where Ben Stiller is masturbating to a show about cooking pizza, which is basically Patton Oswalt talking all sultry about how sexy pizza is? Because that was hilarious.

[Wolter]

You know, I never even thought of the concept of Origami Robots until now. Now I don't want to live in a world without them.

[Dr. Medulla]

You know, I never even thought of the concept of Origami Robots until now. Now I don't want to live in a world without them.

My Bic lighter can take out your robot army.

[Wolter]

You know, I never even thought of the concept of Origami Robots until now. Now I don't want to live in a world without them.

My Bic lighter can take out your robot army.

Please. The Origami Robots would be for entertainment purposes only. I'll keep the regular killbots available to suppress rogue Canadian Identitists.

[Dr. Medulla]

You know, I never even thought of the concept of Origami Robots until now. Now I don't want to live in a world without them.

My Bic lighter can take out your robot army.

Please. The Origami Robots would be for entertainment purposes only. I'll keep the regular killbots available to suppress rogue Canadian Identitists.

Rogue seems such a curious adjective in front of Canadian.

[eumaas]

You know, I never even thought of the concept of Origami Robots until now. Now I don't want to live in a world without them.

My Bic lighter can take out your robot army.

Please. The Origami Robots would be for entertainment purposes only. I'll keep the regular killbots available to suppress rogue Canadian Identitists.

Rogue seems such a curious adjective in front of Canadian.

What constitutes a rogue Canadian? One who doesn't wear a prairie tuxedo? Guys without hockey hair? People who snub Molson's?

[Wolter]

You know, I never even thought of the concept of Origami Robots until now. Now I don't want to live in a world without them.

My Bic lighter can take out your robot army.

Please. The Origami Robots would be for entertainment purposes only. I'll keep the regular killbots available to suppress rogue Canadian Identitists.

Rogue seems such a curious adjective in front of Canadian.

Yeah. I admit I giggled a little at the absurdity of typing that.

[Dr. Medulla]

You know, I never even thought of the concept of Origami Robots until now. Now I don't want to live in a world without them.

My Bic lighter can take out your robot army.

Please. The Origami Robots would be for entertainment purposes only. I'll keep the regular killbots available to suppress rogue Canadian Identitists.

Rogue seems such a curious adjective in front of Canadian.

What constitutes a rogue Canadian? One who doesn't wear a prairie tuxedo? Guys without hockey hair? People who snub Molson's?

A polite request to not stand with the group at large, but rather to quietly move to the sidelines so as to not disturb the majority.

[Wolter]

My Bic lighter can take out your robot army.

Please. The Origami Robots would be for entertainment purposes only. I'll keep the regular killbots available to suppress rogue Canadian Identitists.

Rogue seems such a curious adjective in front of Canadian.

What constitutes a rogue Canadian? One who doesn't wear a prairie tuxedo? Guys without hockey hair? People who snub Molson's?

A polite request to not stand with the group at large, but rather to quietly move to the sidelines so as to not disturb the majority.

"Looks like we got ourselves a troublemaker, eh. Well, I guess we should probably hold a few informal meetings to form a steering committee to determine what, if any, course of action to take."

[Dr. Medulla]

Please. The Origami Robots would be for entertainment purposes only. I'll keep the regular killbots available to suppress rogue Canadian Identitists.

Rogue seems such a curious adjective in front of Canadian.

What constitutes a rogue Canadian? One who doesn't wear a prairie tuxedo? Guys without hockey hair? People who snub Molson's?

A polite request to not stand with the group at large, but rather to quietly move to the sidelines so as to not disturb the majority.

"Looks like we got ourselves a troublemaker, eh. Well, I guess we should probably hold a few informal meetings to form a steering committee to determine what, if any, course of action to take."

I'd be happy to help in any way.