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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: God took them away as the price for giving us flies. Read your bible!
Ah, but which version?
The one that God dictated to King James.
Ah, the only version that gets things exactly right.
God speaks Scottish.
I think it's safe to say he invented it.

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Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Ah, but which version?
The one that God dictated to King James.
Ah, the only version that gets things exactly right.
God speaks Scottish.
Ye LORDE fpeaketh ye languagge of Ben Jonson.
Y' cannae be serious, ye wee idiot! Kilt.
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revbob wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Ah, but which version?
The one that God dictated to King James.
Ah, the only version that gets things exactly right.
God speaks Scottish.
I think it's safe to say he invented it.
And yet all evidence suggests he abandoned the Scots to an endless fate of misery, even teaching them to think it noble while he, Jesus, and the cherubs snicker from above.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
The one that God dictated to King James.
Ah, the only version that gets things exactly right.
God speaks Scottish.
Ye LORDE fpeaketh ye languagge of Ben Jonson.
Y' cannae be serious, ye wee idiot! Kilt.
Och, I'll have an aquarium of whisky!

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
The one that God dictated to King James.
Ah, the only version that gets things exactly right.
God speaks Scottish.
Ye LORDE fpeaketh ye languagge of Ben Jonson.
Y' cannae be serious, ye wee idiot! Kilt.
I couldnae love yon Scots dialect mair.
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Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Silent Majority wrote:
Ah, the only version that gets things exactly right.
God speaks Scottish.
Ye LORDE fpeaketh ye languagge of Ben Jonson.
Y' cannae be serious, ye wee idiot! Kilt.
I couldnae love yon Scots dialect mair.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Vapor has given cockroaches wings in New York.

I suspect this is a benign sign and us humans should get our asses off of this planet. I think that Pascal had a saying that said something about humans knowing when their race will end, but in this Star Trek and Star Wars age, we should bring more than just our pets into the stars, whether via official or artificial satellites. We'd be benighted not to do so. Mars having internet connection brings this Star Wars/Star Trek argument up again too.

Or else face nuclear destruction.

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http://www.smh.com.au/technology/sci-te ... rajlq.html

How is Australia human-habitable without its citizens waking up with night terrors 5 times a night??? :twitch:

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Scientists begin creating an unstoppable army of pig-men: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/spe ... ansplants/
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Flex wrote:
26 Jan 2017, 2:31pm
Scientists begin creating an unstoppable army of pig-men: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/spe ... ansplants/
STEP 3:
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Rat Patrol wrote:
26 Jan 2017, 4:52pm
Flex wrote:
26 Jan 2017, 2:31pm
Scientists begin creating an unstoppable army of pig-men: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/spe ... ansplants/
STEP 3:
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