If Music Could Talk

On remembrances:
I couldn't find it, but didn't we post here once that Bigfoot had one of those bi-something dicks, that splits in two? You know what I'm talking about.

I know they have a name, but I can't remember what.

Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of

The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.

It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.

tepista wrote:

Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of

The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.

It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.

Making porn great again.

On Actors, Emmy Award Winning
I never seen him in anything. I saw a FOX promo years back that said "if you only see one episode of House, this is the one" and I missed it so i figured the ship had passed.

On remembering George Michael...

He also jerked it in a public bathroom.

On The Clash's newfound relevance in these troubled times:
Holy shit, I was just watching Lucha (wrestling) and announcer Vampiro just said while describing wrestler Paul London: "Paul London Calling, He fought the law and the law won, in Garageland, Dial 999 for an emergency."

On building a feminism for the husky gentleman:
Wifey marched. I would have went to, but like a Carolina Ladies Room, I didn't think I was allowed.

On free treats...

Stop worrying about where it came from and just enjoy the cum.

Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm

Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile.

My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny.

tepista wrote: ↑

22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm

Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile.

My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny.

Life really was better under that Kenyan.

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

22 Jan 2018, 9:27pm

tepista wrote: ↑

22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑

22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm

Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile.

My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny.

Life really was better under that Kenyan.

I made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"

double posts aren't funny either