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Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 26 Sep 2014, 3:32pm
by Dr. Medulla
Rat Patrol wrote:On respect earned:
I have far too much respect for Aretha Franklin to suggest images of dicks being jammed in all her holes by two dead guys when she was above 300 pounds. Far too much respect.
I read that out to my wife, and even preparing her by saying that it requires context, she is more wary of this community than usual.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 26 Sep 2014, 3:37pm
by tepista
i was feeling feisty this morning.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 26 Sep 2014, 5:03pm
by Rat Patrol
Dr. Medulla wrote:I read that out to my wife, and even preparing her by saying that it requires context, she is more wary of this community than usual.
It's a big milestone in any lasting relationship.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 26 Sep 2014, 5:59pm
by Dr. Medulla
Rat Patrol wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:I read that out to my wife, and even preparing her by saying that it requires context, she is more wary of this community than usual.
It's a big milestone in any lasting relationship.
To quote an Eels song, "I know I'm not too much of a bargain / And you know that's not what you bargained for"
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 04 Nov 2014, 7:49pm
by Wolter
On Democracy, The Failings Of
The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 10 Dec 2014, 8:54pm
by Rat Patrol
On Nazi magic eye puzzles:
I'm sure you can find a similar image in a happy meal maze, that doesn't mean you just gave 4 bucks to the McFuhrer. Or maybe it does.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 22 Apr 2015, 4:26pm
by Rat Patrol
On Tech Support:
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Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 22 Apr 2015, 7:56pm
by Chuck Mangione
Rat Patrol wrote:On Tech Support:
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Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 06 Jul 2015, 11:06pm
by Rat Patrol
On evolution of the species:
It only took one day for someone to top the guy who blew his head off with fireworks.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 08 Jul 2015, 2:50pm
by Marky Dread
On anatomy.
Hoy's mom's tits? Let's see!
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 28 Jul 2015, 9:18pm
by Rat Patrol
On many happy returns:
Oh, I thought FOR SURE your wife dumped you. I'm glad she didn't and I'm glad you're around, buddy.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 27 Aug 2015, 3:08pm
by Rat Patrol
On what we're all thinking:
Let's just agree that there are a lot of things to fuck on Bill Parcells.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 10 Sep 2015, 2:41pm
by BostonBeaneater
Speaking through Dr. Medulla on the subject of higher education:
Gone are the days when a young gentleman's education at the most prestigious universities included female urinary hygiene technique in Greek and Latin.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 26 Sep 2015, 1:14am
by Inder
On Dillon, CO:
In Flex's town, educators live in poverty while novelty scissor and ribbon salesmen ride around in Mercedes.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 08 Oct 2015, 4:13pm
by Dr. Medulla
Not a Tep quote, but I can see him making this observation:
