I read that out to my wife, and even preparing her by saying that it requires context, she is more wary of this community than usual.Rat Patrol wrote:On respect earned:
I have far too much respect for Aretha Franklin to suggest images of dicks being jammed in all her holes by two dead guys when she was above 300 pounds. Far too much respect.
The Quotable Tepista
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"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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i was feeling feisty this morning.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Dr. Medulla wrote:I read that out to my wife, and even preparing her by saying that it requires context, she is more wary of this community than usual.
It's a big milestone in any lasting relationship.
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To quote an Eels song, "I know I'm not too much of a bargain / And you know that's not what you bargained for"Rat Patrol wrote:Dr. Medulla wrote:I read that out to my wife, and even preparing her by saying that it requires context, she is more wary of this community than usual.
It's a big milestone in any lasting relationship.
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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On Democracy, The Failings Of
The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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On Nazi magic eye puzzles:
I'm sure you can find a similar image in a happy meal maze, that doesn't mean you just gave 4 bucks to the McFuhrer. Or maybe it does.
I'm sure you can find a similar image in a happy meal maze, that doesn't mean you just gave 4 bucks to the McFuhrer. Or maybe it does.
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On Tech Support:
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Rat Patrol wrote:On Tech Support:<div id="fb-root"></div><script>(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = "//connect.facebook.net/en_GB/sdk.js#xfbml=1&version=v2.3"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);}(document, 'script', 'facebook-jssdk'));</script><div class="fb-video" data-allowfullscreen="true" data-href=" class="fb-xfbml-parse-ignore"><blockquote cite=" href=" olamamış robotlar :)</p>Posted by <a href="https://www.facebook.com/VirginRadioTurkiye">Virgin Radio Türkiye</a> on Monday, 16 February 2015</blockquote></div></div>
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On evolution of the species:
It only took one day for someone to top the guy who blew his head off with fireworks.
It only took one day for someone to top the guy who blew his head off with fireworks.
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On anatomy.
Hoy's mom's tits? Let's see!
Hoy's mom's tits? Let's see!
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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On many happy returns:
Oh, I thought FOR SURE your wife dumped you. I'm glad she didn't and I'm glad you're around, buddy.
Oh, I thought FOR SURE your wife dumped you. I'm glad she didn't and I'm glad you're around, buddy.
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On what we're all thinking:
Let's just agree that there are a lot of things to fuck on Bill Parcells.
Let's just agree that there are a lot of things to fuck on Bill Parcells.
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Speaking through Dr. Medulla on the subject of higher education:
Gone are the days when a young gentleman's education at the most prestigious universities included female urinary hygiene technique in Greek and Latin.
Gone are the days when a young gentleman's education at the most prestigious universities included female urinary hygiene technique in Greek and Latin.
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On Dillon, CO:
In Flex's town, educators live in poverty while novelty scissor and ribbon salesmen ride around in Mercedes.
In Flex's town, educators live in poverty while novelty scissor and ribbon salesmen ride around in Mercedes.
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Not a Tep quote, but I can see him making this observation:
"Ain't no party like an S Club party!'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft