The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Dr. Medulla » 26 Sep 2014, 3:32pm

Rat Patrol wrote:On respect earned:
I have far too much respect for Aretha Franklin to suggest images of dicks being jammed in all her holes by two dead guys when she was above 300 pounds. Far too much respect.
I read that out to my wife, and even preparing her by saying that it requires context, she is more wary of this community than usual.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 26 Sep 2014, 3:37pm

i was feeling feisty this morning.
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 26 Sep 2014, 5:03pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:I read that out to my wife, and even preparing her by saying that it requires context, she is more wary of this community than usual.
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It's a big milestone in any lasting relationship.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Dr. Medulla » 26 Sep 2014, 5:59pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:I read that out to my wife, and even preparing her by saying that it requires context, she is more wary of this community than usual.
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It's a big milestone in any lasting relationship.
To quote an Eels song, "I know I'm not too much of a bargain / And you know that's not what you bargained for"
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Wolter » 04 Nov 2014, 7:49pm

On Democracy, The Failings Of

The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 10 Dec 2014, 8:54pm

On Nazi magic eye puzzles:
I'm sure you can find a similar image in a happy meal maze, that doesn't mean you just gave 4 bucks to the McFuhrer. Or maybe it does.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 22 Apr 2015, 4:26pm

On Tech Support:
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Chuck Mangione » 22 Apr 2015, 7:56pm

Rat Patrol wrote:On Tech Support:
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 06 Jul 2015, 11:06pm

On evolution of the species:
It only took one day for someone to top the guy who blew his head off with fireworks.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Marky Dread » 08 Jul 2015, 2:50pm

On anatomy.
Hoy's mom's tits? Let's see!
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 28 Jul 2015, 9:18pm

On many happy returns:
Oh, I thought FOR SURE your wife dumped you. I'm glad she didn't and I'm glad you're around, buddy.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 27 Aug 2015, 3:08pm

On what we're all thinking:
Let's just agree that there are a lot of things to fuck on Bill Parcells.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by BostonBeaneater » 10 Sep 2015, 2:41pm

Speaking through Dr. Medulla on the subject of higher education:

Gone are the days when a young gentleman's education at the most prestigious universities included female urinary hygiene technique in Greek and Latin.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Inder » 26 Sep 2015, 1:14am

On Dillon, CO:
In Flex's town, educators live in poverty while novelty scissor and ribbon salesmen ride around in Mercedes.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Dr. Medulla » 08 Oct 2015, 4:13pm

Not a Tep quote, but I can see him making this observation:
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Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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