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Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 16 Aug 2013, 11:42pm
by Flex
On Legal Philosophy and Policy:
Everybody wants to fuck Ruth Ginsburg.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 16 Aug 2013, 11:47pm
by CorwoodRep
Kaleb wrote:On American Sexual Identity Politics, Heteronormative Stigmatization Efforts In:
glory hole!
I'd just like to point out that my absurd formal bullshit title really makes that punchline special.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 16 Aug 2013, 11:50pm
by Flex
Kaleb wrote:I'd just like to point out that my absurd formal bullshit title really makes that punchline special.
One of your finest.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 19 Aug 2013, 11:05pm
by CorwoodRep
On Nerd Culture, The Sudden Millenial Rise Of:
Ha! Neil Gay-man.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 21 Aug 2013, 6:39pm
by Wolter
On Income Disparity, Both Real and Perceived Amongst Classes In America:
You're not poor? I should have known with your micro-brewed beer and your 32 teeth and your permanent address. This is the 99%, PAL! Why don't you go fill your Chrysler 300 with premium gas and drive it across a toll road to a restaurant that has cloth napkins, Rockefeller.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 25 Aug 2013, 1:12am
by BostonBeaneater
On Peter Gabriel:
Oh, I do enjoy singing the lyrics "in your ass" whenever I hear "In Your Eyes' to the non-amusement of anyone around me.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 30 Sep 2013, 8:14pm
by Rat Patrol
On bonds that never break:
As long as I'm alive, someone will accuse you of being racist.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 15 Oct 2013, 5:11pm
by Rat Patrol
On superhero taxonomy:
No, I'm fine with a superchimp, not a cat. What is he gonna fight crime for two minutes, then lick himself for 20 minutes, then sleep for 14 hours? Powers or not, it's a goddamn cat!
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 06 Dec 2013, 7:57pm
by matedog
On Elvis Costello puns, Bigfoot edition:
I'm gonna pitch a new Bigfoot Hunter show and call it Sasquatching the Detectives.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 22 Jan 2014, 1:40pm
by Wolter
On film criticism
I'll watch ANYTHING with Maime Van Doren, and I have. John Saxon doesn't hurt either.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 03 Apr 2014, 7:26pm
by Rat Patrol
On eumaas' Book Club, this week's recommendations:
I thought this thread would be unreleased Dio outtakes.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 03 Apr 2014, 8:06pm
by Heston
Rat Patrol wrote:On eumaas' Book Club, this week's recommendations:
I thought this thread would be unreleased Dio outtakes.
Solid gold
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 22 Apr 2014, 1:33pm
by Rat Patrol
On crossing the taxonomic red line:
I don't like reading the word "rhesus" in front of monkey, cuz when you hear it, it sounds like Reese's monkey, and it makes me happy to imagine two monkeys arguing over who got whose chocolate mixed with whose peanut butter.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 12 Aug 2014, 1:05pm
by Rat Patrol
On good breeding:
I wish Richard Hell and John McEnroe had a kid together and he spent 10 minutes yelling at his heroin dealer.
Re: The Quotable Tepista
Posted: 26 Sep 2014, 2:15pm
by Rat Patrol
On respect earned:
I have far too much respect for Aretha Franklin to suggest images of dicks being jammed in all her holes by two dead guys when she was above 300 pounds. Far too much respect.