The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Flex » 16 Aug 2013, 11:42pm

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by CorwoodRep » 16 Aug 2013, 11:47pm

Kaleb wrote:On American Sexual Identity Politics, Heteronormative Stigmatization Efforts In:
glory hole!
I'd just like to point out that my absurd formal bullshit title really makes that punchline special.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Flex » 16 Aug 2013, 11:50pm

Kaleb wrote:I'd just like to point out that my absurd formal bullshit title really makes that punchline special.
One of your finest.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by CorwoodRep » 19 Aug 2013, 11:05pm

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Wolter » 21 Aug 2013, 6:39pm

On Income Disparity, Both Real and Perceived Amongst Classes In America:
You're not poor? I should have known with your micro-brewed beer and your 32 teeth and your permanent address. This is the 99%, PAL! Why don't you go fill your Chrysler 300 with premium gas and drive it across a toll road to a restaurant that has cloth napkins, Rockefeller.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by BostonBeaneater » 25 Aug 2013, 1:12am

On Peter Gabriel:

Oh, I do enjoy singing the lyrics "in your ass" whenever I hear "In Your Eyes' to the non-amusement of anyone around me.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 30 Sep 2013, 8:14pm

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 15 Oct 2013, 5:11pm

On superhero taxonomy:
No, I'm fine with a superchimp, not a cat. What is he gonna fight crime for two minutes, then lick himself for 20 minutes, then sleep for 14 hours? Powers or not, it's a goddamn cat!
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by matedog » 06 Dec 2013, 7:57pm

On Elvis Costello puns, Bigfoot edition:
I'm gonna pitch a new Bigfoot Hunter show and call it Sasquatching the Detectives.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Wolter » 22 Jan 2014, 1:40pm

On film criticism
I'll watch ANYTHING with Maime Van Doren, and I have. John Saxon doesn't hurt either.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 03 Apr 2014, 7:26pm

On eumaas' Book Club, this week's recommendations:
I thought this thread would be unreleased Dio outtakes.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Heston » 03 Apr 2014, 8:06pm

Rat Patrol wrote:On eumaas' Book Club, this week's recommendations:
I thought this thread would be unreleased Dio outtakes.

Solid gold
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 22 Apr 2014, 1:33pm

On crossing the taxonomic red line:
I don't like reading the word "rhesus" in front of monkey, cuz when you hear it, it sounds like Reese's monkey, and it makes me happy to imagine two monkeys arguing over who got whose chocolate mixed with whose peanut butter.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 12 Aug 2014, 1:05pm

On good breeding:
I wish Richard Hell and John McEnroe had a kid together and he spent 10 minutes yelling at his heroin dealer.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 26 Sep 2014, 2:15pm

On respect earned:
I have far too much respect for Aretha Franklin to suggest images of dicks being jammed in all her holes by two dead guys when she was above 300 pounds. Far too much respect.
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