The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 13 May 2013, 10:38pm

On duty and timing (of the month):
If it was an after-bar hookup or a first time, you power through it, cuz who knows if you see her again. If it's your wife or girlfriend, forget it, just go to the bathroom for 5 minutes.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Spiff » 14 May 2013, 10:07am

On a JennyB post:

That sounded so Jewish that I had to re-read it in Fran Drescher's voice. ;)
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 14 Jun 2013, 4:22pm

On opening his own burger restaurant:
I love cheeseburgers all day, but the second blow is introduced food can go fuck itself.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 14 Jun 2013, 5:29pm

Rat Patrol wrote:On opening his own burger restaurant:
I love cheeseburgers all day, but the second blow is introduced food can go fuck itself.
believe it or not, this was a rare occasion where i wasn't trying to be funny.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by BostonBeaneater » 17 Jun 2013, 3:19am

I pay attention to only one thread consistently, this one.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by matedog » 21 Jun 2013, 2:08pm

From fb, on zombie legitimacy:
Today marks the day that zombies are officially OVER, now that Brad Pitt is fighting them in PG. The next logical step would be a reality show starring a tattooed zombie who sings in auto-tune and follows a food truck on Twitter.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Marky Dread » 21 Jun 2013, 3:26pm

matedog wrote:From fb, on zombie legitimacy:
Today marks the day that zombies are officially OVER, now that Brad Pitt is fighting them in PG. The next logical step would be a reality show starring a tattooed zombie who sings in auto-tune and follows Kaleb on Twitter.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by CorwoodRep » 21 Jun 2013, 3:31pm

That was better than his original version.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Marky Dread » 21 Jun 2013, 4:10pm

Kaleb wrote:That was better than his original version.
:mrgreen:
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 21 Jun 2013, 4:26pm

Blues and abandoned gas stations are already a zombie calling card. I'm trying to get zombies up to date, "fresh" as the young people say. Ed Hardy and ringtones, you know what I mean, angry birds.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Marky Dread » 21 Jun 2013, 4:30pm

tepista wrote:Blues and abandoned gas stations are already a zombie calling card. I'm trying to get zombies up to date, "fresh" as the young people say. Ed Hardy and ringtones, you know what I mean, angry birds.
I don't think the funk of forty thousand years can be freshened up.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Wolter » 08 Jul 2013, 6:25pm

On Biblical Exegesis:
Psalm 23, by the way, is the one that lists all the Dr. Pepper flavors. Cherry beget molasses, molasses beget vanilla, vanilla beget amaretto, etc. I don't need to tell you this, y'allz are more religious than me.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by CorwoodRep » 09 Jul 2013, 1:30am

That one's such a winner.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by CorwoodRep » 25 Jul 2013, 1:42pm

On Narcotics, The Indiscriminate Use Of:
When your mom and you dealer are having a tug-of-war with you in your bedroom, that's when you've got a problem.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by CorwoodRep » 26 Jul 2013, 12:40pm

On American Sexual Identity Politics, Heteronormative Stigmatization Efforts In:
glory hole!
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