The Quotable Tepista
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On Post-War literature:
The part where he urinates in the cola is very detailed.
The part where he urinates in the cola is very detailed.
I'm so punk, I don't even take my leather jacket off when it catches fire. Which it does frequently, because of how fucking punk I am.
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On when jam bands come between love:
Even if she was hot, she doesn't shave her legs or armpits. What is this, France?
Even if she was hot, she doesn't shave her legs or armpits. What is this, France?
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On Formula One Racing:
If it was midgets racing tiny cars with bikini cheerleaders I'd watch a couple episodes.
If it was midgets racing tiny cars with bikini cheerleaders I'd watch a couple episodes.
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On untimely deaths:
Usually drugs when someone dies that young, but I don't wanna jump jump to conclusions.
Usually drugs when someone dies that young, but I don't wanna jump jump to conclusions.
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On child rearing:
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I don't see what the problem is. They seem thin and white and middle-class.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.
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Kaleb wrote:I don't see what the problem is. They seem thin and white and middle-class.
It's the corn dog as a blackjack that really worries me. We should all dress for toga. The boy will be ok.
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I spent most of 1996-2001 working at a convenience store. That sort of shit is pretty much an everyday occurrence.
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Working at a convenience store is a fun, reliable way to crush whatever humanism you had lurking in your soul.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:On child rearing:
Any parent that lets their kid go around dressed like an injun dressed like Harry Nilsson on is okay in my book
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Kissing Inder's ass is not community-approved behaviour.JoseUnidos wrote:Any parent that lets their kid go around dressed like an injun dressed like Harry Nilsson on is okay in my book
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JoseUnidos wrote:"Any parent that lets their kid go around dressed like an injun dressed like Harry Nilsson is okay in my book"
Inder
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101Walterton wrote:So where do they sound alike ?Kaleb wrote:They sound like Oasis because they are poppy and British and I heard them both at around the same time.
Kaleb wrote:British. Poppy. What part are you not getting?
Also, they're young, brooding handsome dudes.
JennyB wrote:The guys in Oasis are handsome?Kaleb wrote:British. Poppy. What part are you not getting?
Also, they're young, brooding handsome dudes.
Kaleb wrote:Well, they're young and skinny and do expensive drugs. Close enough.
Wolter wrote:They're young?Kaleb wrote:Well, they're young and skinny and do expensive drugs. Close enough.
They're and?[/quote]tepista wrote:Wolter wrote:They're young?Kaleb wrote:Well, they're young and skinny and do expensive drugs. Close enough.
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On miscegenation (Hebraic variety)
Ah yes, the Jewish mother and the non-Jewish father. Prepare your kid for a lifetime of being told he's Jewish and there's no such thing as half and his dad doesn't matter. Can't it be both? No.
Ah yes, the Jewish mother and the non-Jewish father. Prepare your kid for a lifetime of being told he's Jewish and there's no such thing as half and his dad doesn't matter. Can't it be both? No.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.