The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Bankrobber » 27 Mar 2013, 4:20pm

On Post-War literature:
The part where he urinates in the cola is very detailed.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 08 Apr 2013, 12:49pm

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Wolter » 27 Apr 2013, 1:36pm

On Formula One Racing:
If it was midgets racing tiny cars with bikini cheerleaders I'd watch a couple episodes.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by BostonBeaneater » 02 May 2013, 1:54am

On untimely deaths:

Usually drugs when someone dies that young, but I don't wanna jump jump to conclusions.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by BostonBeaneater » 02 May 2013, 2:17am

On child rearing:


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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by CorwoodRep » 02 May 2013, 2:19am

I don't see what the problem is. They seem thin and white and middle-class.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by BostonBeaneater » 02 May 2013, 2:47am

Kaleb wrote:I don't see what the problem is. They seem thin and white and middle-class.

It's the corn dog as a blackjack that really worries me. We should all dress for toga. The boy will be ok.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Wolter » 02 May 2013, 2:59am

I spent most of 1996-2001 working at a convenience store. That sort of shit is pretty much an everyday occurrence.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by CorwoodRep » 02 May 2013, 3:22am

Working at a convenience store is a fun, reliable way to crush whatever humanism you had lurking in your soul.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by JoseUnidos » 02 May 2013, 9:25am

BostonBeaneater wrote:On child rearing:


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Any parent that lets their kid go around dressed like an injun dressed like Harry Nilsson on is okay in my book

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Dr. Medulla » 02 May 2013, 10:33am

JoseUnidos wrote:Any parent that lets their kid go around dressed like an injun dressed like Harry Nilsson on is okay in my book

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by JoseUnidos » 02 May 2013, 10:59am

JoseUnidos wrote:"Any parent that lets their kid go around dressed like an injun dressed like Harry Nilsson is okay in my book"
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by muppet hi fi » 03 May 2013, 9:12pm

101Walterton wrote:
Kaleb wrote:They sound like Oasis because they are poppy and British and I heard them both at around the same time.
So where do they sound alike ?
Kaleb wrote:British. Poppy. What part are you not getting?

Also, they're young, brooding handsome dudes.
JennyB wrote:
Kaleb wrote:British. Poppy. What part are you not getting?

Also, they're young, brooding handsome dudes.
The guys in Oasis are handsome?
Kaleb wrote:Well, they're young and skinny and do expensive drugs. Close enough.
Wolter wrote:
Kaleb wrote:Well, they're young and skinny and do expensive drugs. Close enough.
They're young?
tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Kaleb wrote:Well, they're young and skinny and do expensive drugs. Close enough.
They're young?
They're and?[/quote]

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by CorwoodRep » 03 May 2013, 9:25pm

That made me laugh so much.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by matedog » 10 May 2013, 11:49am

On miscegenation (Hebraic variety)
Ah yes, the Jewish mother and the non-Jewish father. Prepare your kid for a lifetime of being told he's Jewish and there's no such thing as half and his dad doesn't matter. Can't it be both? No.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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