That's pretty damn funny.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:52pmI made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:27pmLife really was better under that Kenyan.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:02pmMy work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.
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Jenny likes tepista's new material, everyone else went to bathroom and waits for the classics.JennyB wrote: ↑23 Jan 2018, 10:57amThat's pretty damn funny.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:52pmI made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:27pmLife really was better under that Kenyan.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:02pmMy work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.
http://instantrimshot.com/
Wait, that wasn't funny.
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Needs more Big Foot or chimp or even old school tranny.tepista wrote: ↑23 Jan 2018, 10:11pmJenny likes tepista's new material, everyone else went to bathroom and waits for the classics.JennyB wrote: ↑23 Jan 2018, 10:57amThat's pretty damn funny.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:52pmI made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:27pmLife really was better under that Kenyan.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.
http://instantrimshot.com/
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I don't visit this thread for the smart and topical political comedy, damnit.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑23 Jan 2018, 10:19pmNeeds more Big Foot or chimp or even old school tranny.tepista wrote: ↑23 Jan 2018, 10:11pmJenny likes tepista's new material, everyone else went to bathroom and waits for the classics.JennyB wrote: ↑23 Jan 2018, 10:57amThat's pretty damn funny.
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This is outstanding.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:52pmI made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:27pmLife really was better under that Kenyan.tepista wrote: ↑22 Jan 2018, 9:02pmMy work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.
http://instantrimshot.com/
Wait, that wasn't funny.
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On stars, Hollywood:
"I think this was my first Matt Damon movie."
"I think this was my first Matt Damon movie."
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I looked it up, I've seen Dogma, Stuck on You, and the Departed, which I don't even remember he was in. Wasn't that Leo?
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Unfortunately Departed had Leo too. A lot of people rave about that movie, I thought it was pretty awful.
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I came across this and, while it's probably too long for The Quotable Tepista, it definitely belongs on a Greatest Hits.
tepista wrote: ↑12 Mar 2013, 4:48pmWhat would be a better movie for me to make up?
Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot
or
Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
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I don't remember that but it sure sounds like something I'd say.Inder wrote: ↑29 Jun 2018, 6:14pmI came across this and, while it's probably too long for The Quotable Tepista, it definitely belongs on a Greatest Hits.
tepista wrote: ↑12 Mar 2013, 4:48pmWhat would be a better movie for me to make up?
Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot
or
Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
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Dude did you know about this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synodtepista wrote: ↑29 Jun 2018, 8:52pmI don't remember that but it sure sounds like something I'd say.Inder wrote: ↑29 Jun 2018, 6:14pmI came across this and, while it's probably too long for The Quotable Tepista, it definitely belongs on a Greatest Hits.
tepista wrote: ↑12 Mar 2013, 4:48pmWhat would be a better movie for me to make up?
Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot
or
Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
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no, but will will come in handy for reference when i write the screenplayeumaas wrote: ↑29 Jun 2018, 9:25pmDude did you know about this: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cadaver_Synodtepista wrote: ↑29 Jun 2018, 8:52pmI don't remember that but it sure sounds like something I'd say.Inder wrote: ↑29 Jun 2018, 6:14pmI came across this and, while it's probably too long for The Quotable Tepista, it definitely belongs on a Greatest Hits.
tepista wrote: ↑12 Mar 2013, 4:48pmWhat would be a better movie for me to make up?
Black Pope, which I would basically rip off the plot of Dolemite and the pope would share a bed with 12 hookers and rhyme and say motherfucker a lot
or
Popenstein, where a mad doctor would create a new pope out of the body parts of dead popes.
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