settle down, big boymatedog wrote:How's your drummer-dating daughter doing these days?rcs wrote:so, 'everyone on this board' was on the other end of the table? wow... that's some room!matedog wrote:I had to stop reading this. My superior was at the other end of the table and I just looked like an idiot.
The Quotable Tepista
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If you don't hate the Clash, you don't love them enough - Olaf
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Still216
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Re: The Quotable Tepista
Any sentence that references a "Hootie/Fugazi ratio" deserves no less than a bronze in the Tep Quote Olympics (isn't that a Hives song?)Flex wrote:I know it's tough to pick just one, but this has to be my single favorite entry of TQT, and probably the single greatest sentence ever written on this board.Wolter wrote:On John Lydon's Complaining About Kele Okereke's "Black Attitude":
One big problem I have with black people's attitudes is that they are always wondering if PiL is going to re-unite.
Also, I guess I never realized how strong an ally you were in the crusade against Canadian Hookwormness, tep. I salute you, sir.
Sit on my lap, I'm sober! - cretin
Dylan can never care about anything, not a troublesome woman, not a beleagured workingman, not a fingerless glove or sleeveless jacket, as much as Andrew WK cares about partying. - Silent Majority
Dylan can never care about anything, not a troublesome woman, not a beleagured workingman, not a fingerless glove or sleeveless jacket, as much as Andrew WK cares about partying. - Silent Majority
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Flex
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Now who's the one who's mixing up the main board with his private chat sessions with the Doc?tepista wrote:But I pick because I love.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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I love this thread (again).
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I totally agree -- I was going to post something to this effect as well.Flex wrote:I know it's tough to pick just one, but this has to be my single favorite entry of TQT, and probably the single greatest sentence ever written on this board.Wolter wrote:On John Lydon's Complaining About Kele Okereke's "Black Attitude":
One big problem I have with black people's attitudes is that they are always wondering if PiL is going to re-unite.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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tepista
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Doc's got too many boyfriendsFlex wrote:Now who's the one who's mixing up the main board with his private chat sessions with the Doc?tepista wrote:But I pick because I love.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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On Scarlett Johansson:
She can't act for shit, and I have no interest in hearing her sing. If she does naked pictures, let me know.
On the Vapors Claiming "Turning Japanese" is Not About Masturbation:
Do they also claim they weren't a one hit wonder?[/quote]
Had fun reading though this thread!
She can't act for shit, and I have no interest in hearing her sing. If she does naked pictures, let me know.
On the Vapors Claiming "Turning Japanese" is Not About Masturbation:
Do they also claim they weren't a one hit wonder?[/quote]
Had fun reading though this thread!
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Heston
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I like.Still216 wrote:On Outwitting Pro Wrestler Bill Goldberg:
"I said 'You suck Goldberg' and he said 'So does your mother' then I said 'Fuck You' and he said 'I just fucked your mother' then I said 'My mother is dead you fucking necrophiliac.'"
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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On BabyTheTrans' Birthday:
May a bunch of Canadian politicians that no one's ever heard of drop dead so you can win the dead pool.
On Film Criticism:
Yeah, DePalma has some sort of problem with sucking.
On Peanut Brittle Buying Decisions, Poor:
I just got hosed 10 bucks for a box of peanut brittle. I couldn't resist, the little girl was cuter than a refrigerator full of puppies throwing up a basket of baby chicks.
On Inclusion:
Ugly chicks can have syphilis too.
On the Habits of Trannys:
My new route to work give me a great view of morning trannys. They like donuts. Or they like hanging out in front of the donut shop, at least.
On Waiting For Guffman:
I saw Waiting for Guffman, I can't remember the songs though. One was about a chair, I think. Do you like "Guffman" best because you're an actor? And if so, would you like "Best in Show" better if you were a dog?
On Albinos:
What's overlooked in this argument is...
ALBINO BODY PARTS HAVE HEALING POWER!
On Albinos, continued:
Interesting. A wheelchair lady in the elevator yesterday asked me to put her shoe that fell off, back on. (i'm always having elevator adventures) I did it cuz she was 30ish and not gross. I wonder if I fed her your albino if it would heal her.
On Why He Likes the Execrable "Free Credit Report" Song:
I like songs that spell stuff.
On My Hatred of "Maggie May":
Cubbie Spice don't like "coming of age" songs.
On the Beaning of Kevin Youkilis:
In Joba's defense, Kevin Youkilus' ugly head is the size of the fourth moon of Saturn, I'm surprised more pitchers don't hit it.
On Louisiana:
What I've learned today. While Louisianains are in fine mental health and physically fit, the are toothless and have Chlamydia.
On Priorities:
I didn't care when Dale Ernhardt died, but I was sad when Seattle Slew did.
On Priorities, clarifying:
I cared so much, that I originally wrote "Richard Petty" then stopped for a fact-check.
On Strict Marital Rules:
My wife doesn't approve of me bangin other broads.
May a bunch of Canadian politicians that no one's ever heard of drop dead so you can win the dead pool.
On Film Criticism:
Yeah, DePalma has some sort of problem with sucking.
On Peanut Brittle Buying Decisions, Poor:
I just got hosed 10 bucks for a box of peanut brittle. I couldn't resist, the little girl was cuter than a refrigerator full of puppies throwing up a basket of baby chicks.
On Inclusion:
Ugly chicks can have syphilis too.
On the Habits of Trannys:
My new route to work give me a great view of morning trannys. They like donuts. Or they like hanging out in front of the donut shop, at least.
On Waiting For Guffman:
I saw Waiting for Guffman, I can't remember the songs though. One was about a chair, I think. Do you like "Guffman" best because you're an actor? And if so, would you like "Best in Show" better if you were a dog?
On Albinos:
What's overlooked in this argument is...
ALBINO BODY PARTS HAVE HEALING POWER!
On Albinos, continued:
Interesting. A wheelchair lady in the elevator yesterday asked me to put her shoe that fell off, back on. (i'm always having elevator adventures) I did it cuz she was 30ish and not gross. I wonder if I fed her your albino if it would heal her.
On Why He Likes the Execrable "Free Credit Report" Song:
I like songs that spell stuff.
On My Hatred of "Maggie May":
Cubbie Spice don't like "coming of age" songs.
On the Beaning of Kevin Youkilis:
In Joba's defense, Kevin Youkilus' ugly head is the size of the fourth moon of Saturn, I'm surprised more pitchers don't hit it.
On Louisiana:
What I've learned today. While Louisianains are in fine mental health and physically fit, the are toothless and have Chlamydia.
On Priorities:
I didn't care when Dale Ernhardt died, but I was sad when Seattle Slew did.
On Priorities, clarifying:
I cared so much, that I originally wrote "Richard Petty" then stopped for a fact-check.
On Strict Marital Rules:
My wife doesn't approve of me bangin other broads.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Rat Patrol
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On JO'ing in the Model Train Room
Ya know what, I'm going. He's not gay, I can handle some mutual touching if I get to play Godzilla and get some free imitation crab meat.
Ya know what, I'm going. He's not gay, I can handle some mutual touching if I get to play Godzilla and get some free imitation crab meat.
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Can I sticky this? Should I sticky this?
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Flex
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Yes and yes.Inder wrote:Can I sticky this? Should I sticky this?
Addendum: I'm assuming you don't need to ask anyone's damned permission for a thing.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Dr. Medulla
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Inder's Canadian—we know the value of manners. You dumb fucking American.Flex wrote:Yes and yes.Inder wrote:Can I sticky this? Should I sticky this?
Addendum: I'm assuming you don't need to ask anyone's damned permission for a thing.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Still216
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Re: The Quotable Tepista
On Bacon-Inspired Prince Parodies
Come over here bacon, gimme the keys, I'm gonna try and tame your little red love machine
Come over here bacon, gimme the keys, I'm gonna try and tame your little red love machine
Sit on my lap, I'm sober! - cretin
Dylan can never care about anything, not a troublesome woman, not a beleagured workingman, not a fingerless glove or sleeveless jacket, as much as Andrew WK cares about partying. - Silent Majority
Dylan can never care about anything, not a troublesome woman, not a beleagured workingman, not a fingerless glove or sleeveless jacket, as much as Andrew WK cares about partying. - Silent Majority
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tepista
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Re: The Quotable Tepista
I don't remember 70% of these. What the hell am I thinking sometimes? I do remember I did a Sly Stone/Hitler thing that was pretty good.Still216 wrote:On Bacon-Inspired Prince Parodies
Come over here bacon, gimme the keys, I'm gonna try and tame your little red love machine
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak