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The Quotable Tepista
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JoseUnidos
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In space no one can hear you clash!
https://www.rmillerthings.com/
https://www.rmillerthings.com/
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Rat Patrol
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On False Advertising:
Among the other films I saw this weekend were Ticked off Trannies With Knives. Thought it would up my alley, but it was an amateur gay Tarantino ripoff, with only a few laughs.
Among the other films I saw this weekend were Ticked off Trannies With Knives. Thought it would up my alley, but it was an amateur gay Tarantino ripoff, with only a few laughs.
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On Concert Attendees, Female:
Girls are funny. X is onstage and every chick in the audience is all "OMIGODHORSES!!!!"
Girls are funny. X is onstage and every chick in the audience is all "OMIGODHORSES!!!!"
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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Wolter
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On Being Too Poor To Buy Cocaine:
That's like people who say they're too poor to afford children. You just make it happen.
That's like people who say they're too poor to afford children. You just make it happen.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Wolter
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On Half Of a Transmission:
aren't all trannys half?
aren't all trannys half?
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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On the Other Gabor Sister
If you've never seen Green Acres, it's obviously the best show of all time.
If you've never seen Green Acres, it's obviously the best show of all time.
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
-- There's no fairytale ending with cocaine.
D'you know that you can use it?
-- There's no fairytale ending with cocaine.
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Chuck Mangione
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On Exposure of Exotic Pets:
Same thing with tits. Cover em if you don't want me to stare.
Same thing with tits. Cover em if you don't want me to stare.
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Rat Patrol
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On all he needed to know about radical Islam:
Peter Borjous dropping a game-losing fly ball is the worst thing that ever happened on September 11.
Peter Borjous dropping a game-losing fly ball is the worst thing that ever happened on September 11.
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(via facebook)
On donuts with names similar to prostitutes:
I was drunk and I thought I left with a fancy fritter, but when I got to the motel I realized it was a bear claw.
On donuts with names similar to prostitutes:
I was drunk and I thought I left with a fancy fritter, but when I got to the motel I realized it was a bear claw.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Silent Majority
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No one seemed to notice that was a Tom Waits lyric, so I let my friends think it was an original thought of mine.matedog wrote:(via facebook)
On donuts with names similar to prostitutes:
I was drunk and I thought I left with a fancy fritter, but when I got to the motel I realized it was a bear claw.
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tepista
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Rat Patrol wrote:On all he needed to know about radical Islam:
Peter Borjous dropping a game-losing fly ball is the worst thing that ever happened on September 11.
I disagree.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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On Sex With Conjoined Twins, Logistics Of:
3 lungs, two tits. Two hearts. Two stomachs, one set of intestines, so I assume one anus, even though it doesn't specify. OK, I say straight sex means you're fucking Brittanny, and anal means you're fucking Abbey.
3 lungs, two tits. Two hearts. Two stomachs, one set of intestines, so I assume one anus, even though it doesn't specify. OK, I say straight sex means you're fucking Brittanny, and anal means you're fucking Abbey.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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tepista
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Well it actually happened, how 'bout that?daredevil wrote:On Scarlett Johansson:
She can't act for shit, and I have no interest in hearing her sing. If she does naked pictures, let me know.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Silent Majority
- Singer-Songwriter Nancy
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And the world thanks God for Google's 'Did you mean...?' feature, when trying to spell Johansson.tepista wrote:Well it actually happened, how 'bout that?daredevil wrote:On Scarlett Johansson:
She can't act for shit, and I have no interest in hearing her sing. If she does naked pictures, let me know.
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On "succumbing"
Whenever I read that word I always see "scumbag" first. Being one word away from "Wolter" doesn't help either.
Whenever I read that word I always see "scumbag" first. Being one word away from "Wolter" doesn't help either.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.