On where whitey at:
All the rich honkies live in OC, in the gated communities, but most of it is still Mexicans.
The Quotable Tepista
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I wasn't sure if Angels had dicks or not, so I looked it up.
Let fury have the hour, anger can be power
D'you know that you can use it?
-- There's no fairytale ending with cocaine.
D'you know that you can use it?
-- There's no fairytale ending with cocaine.
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On Six Degrees of Bobby Brady:
My Jr high principal was Mr Lookinland, and he was Bobby's real life dad, I believe. If I remember correctly, that is. It does sound like something I would dream.
My Jr high principal was Mr Lookinland, and he was Bobby's real life dad, I believe. If I remember correctly, that is. It does sound like something I would dream.
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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On Culinary Habits, American Edition:
We eat pancakes and bacon on the same plate, so if syrup touches bacon its no big deal. Fat people like to roll up sausages inside pancakes.
We eat pancakes and bacon on the same plate, so if syrup touches bacon its no big deal. Fat people like to roll up sausages inside pancakes.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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On NCAA sanctions:
Who cares about vacating victories? That's like a chick you fucked telling you that you never fucked. We didn't fuck? Well I sure remember fucking. Fine, whatever.
Who cares about vacating victories? That's like a chick you fucked telling you that you never fucked. We didn't fuck? Well I sure remember fucking. Fine, whatever.
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on Pearl Jam
I don't even know what turgid is, but if it's turd plus stupid with g in the middle, that's exactly what Pearl Jam is.
I don't even know what turgid is, but if it's turd plus stupid with g in the middle, that's exactly what Pearl Jam is.
If you don't hate the Clash, you don't love them enough - Olaf
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On Marc Ribot:
I don't know who that is, but now I want McRibs again.
I don't know who that is, but now I want McRibs again.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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That is dynamite.rcs wrote:on Pearl Jam
I don't even know what turgid is, but if it's turd plus stupid with g in the middle, that's exactly what Pearl Jam is.
"Put down the meth, boy." - TeddyB, 2013.
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on Hoy's date in a stall
The most awesomest thing that I could imagine happening would be you getting a glory hole bj, then the wall broke down and you saw the guy had red hair.
The most awesomest thing that I could imagine happening would be you getting a glory hole bj, then the wall broke down and you saw the guy had red hair.
If you don't hate the Clash, you don't love them enough - Olaf
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On ancient hieroglyphic portents of impending plague 
That reminds me I still wanna fuck Susanna Hoffs.
That reminds me I still wanna fuck Susanna Hoffs.
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On promoting good colorectal health
Fiber. It's come to this. I quit.
Fiber. It's come to this. I quit.
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On Good Television:
Since about midway through season one it's been top notch. So many drug and rape jokes.
Since about midway through season one it's been top notch. So many drug and rape jokes.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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On the Perfect Gift:
Ah, you like pussy jokes. I'll remember that come your next birthday.
Ah, you like pussy jokes. I'll remember that come your next birthday.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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On obituaries
I almost didn't even click on that because who cares, but it ended up being the most interesting thing I read all day. An old geezer with 11 rapes and plastic bag and a vacuum and murderer son, that had everything.
I almost didn't even click on that because who cares, but it ended up being the most interesting thing I read all day. An old geezer with 11 rapes and plastic bag and a vacuum and murderer son, that had everything.
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On Movie Classics:
I saw National Velvet, what a piece of shit that was. First of all, Liz Taylor was too young to perv on, second, it was about a middle class spoiled brat who makes a farce of a prestigious sporting event.
I saw National Velvet, what a piece of shit that was. First of all, Liz Taylor was too young to perv on, second, it was about a middle class spoiled brat who makes a farce of a prestigious sporting event.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy