The Quotable Tepista

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On Mary being gay for legos:
Isn't that one of the things Strummer ad-libs at the end of "Deny"?

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On Los Angeles, The Space Shuttle Fly-Over Of:
"Oh my god, there was one plane buttfucking another plane and two little shit-ball planes were following it! I didn't actually see it but it was on the internet."
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On what makes a cinematic classic:
Slasher is my favorite genre and [Sleepaway Camp] is my favorite slasher. The character development is what sets this one apart. I don't mind a superman-type slasher, killing dumb kids for no reason, but in the end, those become forgettable, while people still talk about Sleepaway Camp after 30 years.
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On aging gracefully:
One time when I was working the door a heroin guy was telling me the scientific reason that junkies don't age. I was drunk at the time so I don't remember, but it seemed to make a lotta sense.

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On the consideration of reputable scientific theories:
One time when I was working the door a heroin guy was telling me the scientific reason that junkies don't age. I was drunk at the time so I don't remember, but it seemed to make a lotta sense.

Addendum: Haha, Rattie and I posted at the same time. We can let the audience decide how they like this gem classified.
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"Aging gracefully" reminds me of one of those desk calenders with inspirational quotes, so the subversiveness is more potent. I picture his quote surrounded by flowers and cherubs.
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On baseball fundamentals:

The first thing they teach you when you're going after a pop-up: Pretend it's a giant crack rock, then you'll never drop it.

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On how to drink in moderation:

And it is a competition. Whenever you take a drink, make sure someone is watching. When you start to drink on the sly, that's when it might become a problem. That is unless you're hiding it from your girlfriend or wife. Wow, this is getting complicated now that I think about it.
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On The Expendables:
Expendables 1 made me want to commit murder on everyone who participated in it.

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On Priorities:
with a tranny that cute, you just take the blow job and don't ask no questions.
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Wolter wrote:Guys, if you haven't re-read this thread in a whole, I urge you to do so.
Holy shit, I just did again, and was laughing like a moron.
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Wolter wrote:
Wolter wrote:Guys, if you haven't re-read this thread in a whole, I urge you to do so.
Holy shit, I just did again, and was laughing like a moron.
I know. Tep is a national treasure.
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Wolter wrote:
Wolter wrote:Guys, if you haven't re-read this thread in a whole, I urge you to do so.
Holy shit, I just did again, and was laughing like a moron.
The gluestick bit had me in stitches again. I even went back and read the original lamebook post.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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The ass tautology line is still one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read.
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Flex wrote:The ass tautology line is still one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read.
Which one?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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