The Quotable Tepista
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On Mary being gay for legos:
Isn't that one of the things Strummer ad-libs at the end of "Deny"?
Isn't that one of the things Strummer ad-libs at the end of "Deny"?
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On Los Angeles, The Space Shuttle Fly-Over Of:
"Oh my god, there was one plane buttfucking another plane and two little shit-ball planes were following it! I didn't actually see it but it was on the internet."
"Oh my god, there was one plane buttfucking another plane and two little shit-ball planes were following it! I didn't actually see it but it was on the internet."
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On what makes a cinematic classic:
Slasher is my favorite genre and [Sleepaway Camp] is my favorite slasher. The character development is what sets this one apart. I don't mind a superman-type slasher, killing dumb kids for no reason, but in the end, those become forgettable, while people still talk about Sleepaway Camp after 30 years.
Slasher is my favorite genre and [Sleepaway Camp] is my favorite slasher. The character development is what sets this one apart. I don't mind a superman-type slasher, killing dumb kids for no reason, but in the end, those become forgettable, while people still talk about Sleepaway Camp after 30 years.
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On aging gracefully:
One time when I was working the door a heroin guy was telling me the scientific reason that junkies don't age. I was drunk at the time so I don't remember, but it seemed to make a lotta sense.
One time when I was working the door a heroin guy was telling me the scientific reason that junkies don't age. I was drunk at the time so I don't remember, but it seemed to make a lotta sense.
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On the consideration of reputable scientific theories:
One time when I was working the door a heroin guy was telling me the scientific reason that junkies don't age. I was drunk at the time so I don't remember, but it seemed to make a lotta sense.
Addendum: Haha, Rattie and I posted at the same time. We can let the audience decide how they like this gem classified.
One time when I was working the door a heroin guy was telling me the scientific reason that junkies don't age. I was drunk at the time so I don't remember, but it seemed to make a lotta sense.
Addendum: Haha, Rattie and I posted at the same time. We can let the audience decide how they like this gem classified.
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"Aging gracefully" reminds me of one of those desk calenders with inspirational quotes, so the subversiveness is more potent. I picture his quote surrounded by flowers and cherubs.
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On baseball fundamentals:
The first thing they teach you when you're going after a pop-up: Pretend it's a giant crack rock, then you'll never drop it.
The first thing they teach you when you're going after a pop-up: Pretend it's a giant crack rock, then you'll never drop it.
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On how to drink in moderation:
And it is a competition. Whenever you take a drink, make sure someone is watching. When you start to drink on the sly, that's when it might become a problem. That is unless you're hiding it from your girlfriend or wife. Wow, this is getting complicated now that I think about it.
And it is a competition. Whenever you take a drink, make sure someone is watching. When you start to drink on the sly, that's when it might become a problem. That is unless you're hiding it from your girlfriend or wife. Wow, this is getting complicated now that I think about it.
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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On The Expendables:
Expendables 1 made me want to commit murder on everyone who participated in it.
Expendables 1 made me want to commit murder on everyone who participated in it.
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On Priorities:
with a tranny that cute, you just take the blow job and don't ask no questions.
with a tranny that cute, you just take the blow job and don't ask no questions.
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"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Holy shit, I just did again, and was laughing like a moron.Wolter wrote:Guys, if you haven't re-read this thread in a whole, I urge you to do so.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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I know. Tep is a national treasure.Wolter wrote:Holy shit, I just did again, and was laughing like a moron.Wolter wrote:Guys, if you haven't re-read this thread in a whole, I urge you to do so.
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The gluestick bit had me in stitches again. I even went back and read the original lamebook post.Wolter wrote:Holy shit, I just did again, and was laughing like a moron.Wolter wrote:Guys, if you haven't re-read this thread in a whole, I urge you to do so.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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The ass tautology line is still one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Pex Lives!
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Which one?Flex wrote:The ass tautology line is still one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.