On Terror In Tiny Town:
Of course, it was like that recent Jack in the Box commercial. Midgets ride ponies, navigate tall steps and get bit in the butt by ducks, all in the name of exploitation.
The Quotable Tepista
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Still216
- Hoy Without The Hoy
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Sit on my lap, I'm sober! - cretin
Dylan can never care about anything, not a troublesome woman, not a beleagured workingman, not a fingerless glove or sleeveless jacket, as much as Andrew WK cares about partying. - Silent Majority
Dylan can never care about anything, not a troublesome woman, not a beleagured workingman, not a fingerless glove or sleeveless jacket, as much as Andrew WK cares about partying. - Silent Majority
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Wolter
- Half Foghorn Leghorn, Half Albert Brooks
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On Cell Phones:
I don't use cellphones. When you're all dead from cell-phone cancer, I'll be the last man on earth, eating Campbell's soup and living inside a porno shop, then who will be laughing? No one, probably.
I don't use cellphones. When you're all dead from cell-phone cancer, I'll be the last man on earth, eating Campbell's soup and living inside a porno shop, then who will be laughing? No one, probably.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Wolter
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On Creativity:
If Beethoven fucked Picasso, their ass-baby wouldn't be as creative as cretin.
If Beethoven fucked Picasso, their ass-baby wouldn't be as creative as cretin.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Wolter
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On originality:
i like making famous dead men fuck eachother.
i like making famous dead men fuck eachother.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: The Quotable Tepista
On the family of Oral Roberts:
His kids are Anal Roberts and Reverse Cowgirl Roberts.
On Joe Strummer's musical taste:
Joe Strummer never shuts up about Plastic Bertrand.
His kids are Anal Roberts and Reverse Cowgirl Roberts.
On Joe Strummer's musical taste:
Joe Strummer never shuts up about Plastic Bertrand.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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Wolter
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On New Members Using Old Names:
Like when a restaurant is under new management. It depends what I thought of the old management. If the restaurant was already good, I'd resent the new management. What the fuck am I talking about?
Like when a restaurant is under new management. It depends what I thought of the old management. If the restaurant was already good, I'd resent the new management. What the fuck am I talking about?
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Rat Patrol
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On parents who name their children after Hitler:
How come people who love Hitler never come out and say that Obama is like or unlike Hitler? I think I might respect their opinion on that subject.
How come people who love Hitler never come out and say that Obama is like or unlike Hitler? I think I might respect their opinion on that subject.
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That was choice.Rat Patrol wrote:On parents who name their children after Hitler:
How come people who love Hitler never come out and say that Obama is like or unlike Hitler? I think I might respect their opinion on that subject.
I feel that there is a fascistic element, for example, in the Rolling Stones . . .
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
— Morton Feldman
I've studied the phenomenon of neo-provincialism in self-isolating online communities but this place takes the fucking cake.
— Clashy
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On Strategy, Military:
No Hiroshima, No Godzilla. We saved their economy.
No Hiroshima, No Godzilla. We saved their economy.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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Rat Patrol
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On Dreams:
It's not a GREAT dream unless it has cretin's tits, but that is still a pretty good dream.
It's not a GREAT dream unless it has cretin's tits, but that is still a pretty good dream.
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On tepista:
Oh, I don't have a dog either, but I have a faggot ass voice and I look like a gluestick.
Oh, I don't have a dog either, but I have a faggot ass voice and I look like a gluestick.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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On Facebook Posts, Veracity Of:
My monkey assistant, who says everything is fake, thinks it's real. He's investigated it. He's a fecalphiliac. Every time he sees a dog poo on the sidewalk we have to stop the car and watch.
My monkey assistant, who says everything is fake, thinks it's real. He's investigated it. He's a fecalphiliac. Every time he sees a dog poo on the sidewalk we have to stop the car and watch.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
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Rat Patrol
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On Anal Transplants:
Reverse Bopst
Reverse Bopst
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Rat Patrol
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On trying to procure fresh sheep scalp for his boss: 
So the slaughterhouse tells me "I'll cut up a whole sheep and send it to you" so I say, well then a butcher might have it, and he says yeah. So I call the butcher, and he says "the heads come in clean like a skeleton head, except with the eyes"
So what the hell happens to the scalp on that truck!?!?!
On moral dilemmas:
When hooks announced his life-long obsession with anal trauma. I was gonna put it right where he told the rectum joke, but that was in a food thread. That woulda been wrong.
So the slaughterhouse tells me "I'll cut up a whole sheep and send it to you" so I say, well then a butcher might have it, and he says yeah. So I call the butcher, and he says "the heads come in clean like a skeleton head, except with the eyes"
So what the hell happens to the scalp on that truck!?!?!
On moral dilemmas:
When hooks announced his life-long obsession with anal trauma. I was gonna put it right where he told the rectum joke, but that was in a food thread. That woulda been wrong.
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Chuck Mangione
- Spitting Image
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On cereal:
Kix was the fucking worst. The commercial said my mom approves, that was enough for me to never want it.
Kix was the fucking worst. The commercial said my mom approves, that was enough for me to never want it.