Flex wrote:The ass tautology line is still one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read.
Which one?
On Tautology:
So, somebody who doesn't shove things up their ass wouldn't automatically think to shove something up their ass. Makes sense.
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a bowl of soup
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a rolling hoop
Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle like a ton of lead
Wiggle - you can raise the dead
Spots in paradise will be reserved for tep and those who have preserved his wisdom here.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
hahaha, my friend Ana asked what brand of champagne should she bring and I said bring one Dom in case the white guy wins and one Crystal in case the black guy wins.
Saw a horror flick with Shelley Winters last night and she kept rabbits. Said to the wife "any horror movie that has rabbits, you can take it to the bank that those rabbits are gonna end up dead." Of course they did.
Got a Rake? Sure!
IMCT: Inane Middle-Class Twats - Dr. M
" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy
Alright, here's the thing about Bruce Springfield and the flea-street Orchestra....when he put his band together he made a conscious decision that every song was gonna have a sax solo instead of a guitar solo. So his instead of taking a chance on being awesome, he sounds like a keg-party outfit auditioning to be the Saturday Night Live house band.
Where I work yes. Nobody ever shuts up about anyone else's food. I'm serious.
And if you step out and bring something back without telling someone...watch the fuck out. "You went to the Shit Shack, home of the overpriced, fart-flavored, dog-meat hoagie and you didn't tell everyone? OK, just wait til I go somewhere and don't tell you."
On SyFy Programming
They repeat everything, if I see something with a description that interests me, I'll see it eventually. Anyway, the entire point is that the little girl from Wonder Years has huge fucking tits.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson