The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 15 Nov 2016, 6:53pm

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 15 Nov 2016, 7:54pm

I know they have a name, but I can't remember what.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 15 Nov 2016, 7:56pm

Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of

The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by revbob » 15 Nov 2016, 8:26pm

tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of

The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.
Making porn great again.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by JennyB » 14 Dec 2016, 10:36am

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by BostonBeaneater » 28 Dec 2016, 3:37pm

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 07 Jan 2017, 4:08pm

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 23 Jan 2017, 3:23pm

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by BostonBeaneater » 25 May 2017, 8:16pm

On free treats...
Stop worrying about where it came from and just enjoy the cum.
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