The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Rat Patrol » 15 Nov 2016, 6:53pm

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 15 Nov 2016, 7:54pm

I know they have a name, but I can't remember what.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 15 Nov 2016, 7:56pm

Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of

The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by revbob » 15 Nov 2016, 8:26pm

tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:On Democracy, The Failings Of

The last thing I voted for that I cared about was no rubbers in porn and that lost, so fuck it.
It actually got reversed this time around, so chalk uo one good thing in this election.
Making porn great again.

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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Re: The Quotable Tepista

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Stop worrying about where it came from and just enjoy the cum.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm

Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm
Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Jan 2018, 9:27pm

tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm
Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
Life really was better under that Kenyan.
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 22 Jan 2018, 9:52pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:27pm
tepista wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 9:02pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
22 Jan 2018, 7:56pm
Been a long time since tep said anything worthwhile. :sad:
My work responsibilities have increased and I don't as much "fuck around" time on the internet as I used to.

http://instantrimshot.com/

Wait, that wasn't funny. :disshame:
Life really was better under that Kenyan.
I made a joke on the facebook the other day that i was pretty proud of, someone said there should be a female cover band of U2 and they can be called "ME2" which I didn't think was very funny, but I said they could have a song called "I Will Fondle"
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 22 Jan 2018, 9:52pm

double posts aren't funny either :disshame:
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Re: The Quotable Tepista

Post by tepista » 22 Jan 2018, 10:28pm

We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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