Merry Xmas Elvis.tepista wrote: ↑18 Dec 2017, 9:21pmHe'll have a blue Christmas without you
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What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?101Walterton wrote: ↑18 Dec 2017, 12:11amGet pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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matedog wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 11:37amWhat the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?101Walterton wrote: ↑18 Dec 2017, 12:11amGet pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
I actually know what those are! My ex’s family used to have them.
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Biscuits are cookies but not really cookies. Crackers are herring or the king's liver or something.matedog wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 11:37amWhat the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?101Walterton wrote: ↑18 Dec 2017, 12:11amGet pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
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Is that why you went the Jewish route after?Wolter wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 11:52ammatedog wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 11:37amWhat the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?101Walterton wrote: ↑18 Dec 2017, 12:11amGet pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
I actually know what those are! My ex’s family used to have them.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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matedog wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 11:37amWhat the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?101Walterton wrote: ↑18 Dec 2017, 12:11amGet pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
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What Kory said.
Crackers are also the savoury ‘biscuit’ things you eat with cheese etc..
Crackers are also small explosive charges like bangers ( which are also sausages) hence why the Christmas cracker is called that because it contains a cracker.
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How do Louisiana biscuits figure in this sinister scenario?Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 12:01pmBiscuits are cookies but not really cookies. Crackers are herring or the king's liver or something.matedog wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 11:37amWhat the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?101Walterton wrote: ↑18 Dec 2017, 12:11amGet pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
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Don't tell me these fucking things don't exist in America.101Walterton wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 2:36pmWhat Kory said.
Crackers are also the savoury ‘biscuit’ things you eat with cheese etc..
Crackers are also small explosive charges like bangers ( which are also sausages) hence why the Christmas cracker is called that because it contains a cracker.
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They definitely do in Canada. The boss bought a bunch a few years ago but apparently I'm "too much of a poopyhead" (recent confirmation) to enjoy them.Heston wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 7:41pmDon't tell me these fucking things don't exist in America.101Walterton wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 2:36pmWhat Kory said.
Crackers are also the savoury ‘biscuit’ things you eat with cheese etc..
Crackers are also small explosive charges like bangers ( which are also sausages) hence why the Christmas cracker is called that because it contains a cracker.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.
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We have them in the states but they're nothing traditional at all. Not common knowledge.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 7:53pmThey definitely do in Canada. The boss bought a bunch a few years ago but apparently I'm "too much of a poopyhead" (recent confirmation) to enjoy them.Heston wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 7:41pmDon't tell me these fucking things don't exist in America.101Walterton wrote: ↑19 Dec 2017, 2:36pmWhat Kory said.
Crackers are also the savoury ‘biscuit’ things you eat with cheese etc..
Crackers are also small explosive charges like bangers ( which are also sausages) hence why the Christmas cracker is called that because it contains a cracker.
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The boss is watching a documentary about Prince Philip. A couple observations:
1) The various historians who participate all sound like utter snobs and pricks. Their accent and tone is so fucking elitist, that the dimwitted audience can't possibly appreciate the significance of what they are communicating, but they will still participate. Anyway, the inner machinations of the royal family is deeply important. You fucking proles.
2) Those same historians and various aged members of the extended royal family all look like they've been plucked from 1977. I'm sure I've seen that same haircut and glasses on someone condemning Johnny Rotten during the jubilee.
1) The various historians who participate all sound like utter snobs and pricks. Their accent and tone is so fucking elitist, that the dimwitted audience can't possibly appreciate the significance of what they are communicating, but they will still participate. Anyway, the inner machinations of the royal family is deeply important. You fucking proles.
2) Those same historians and various aged members of the extended royal family all look like they've been plucked from 1977. I'm sure I've seen that same haircut and glasses on someone condemning Johnny Rotten during the jubilee.
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I wonder if they also kicked their tv in after the Grundy interview.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Dec 2017, 9:55pmThe boss is watching a documentary about Prince Philip. A couple observations:
1) The various historians who participate all sound like utter snobs and pricks. Their accent and tone is so fucking elitist, that the dimwitted audience can't possibly appreciate the significance of what they are communicating, but they will still participate. Anyway, the inner machinations of the royal family is deeply important. You fucking proles.
2) Those same historians and various aged members of the extended royal family all look like they've been plucked from 1977. I'm sure I've seen that same haircut and glasses on someone condemning Johnny Rotten during the jubilee.
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Royal bastards!Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑30 Dec 2017, 9:55pmThe boss is watching a documentary about Prince Philip. A couple observations:
1) The various historians who participate all sound like utter snobs and pricks. Their accent and tone is so fucking elitist, that the dimwitted audience can't possibly appreciate the significance of what they are communicating, but they will still participate. Anyway, the inner machinations of the royal family is deeply important. You fucking proles.
2) Those same historians and various aged members of the extended royal family all look like they've been plucked from 1977. I'm sure I've seen that same haircut and glasses on someone condemning Johnny Rotten during the jubilee.
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The end of liberty
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No fuchsias for you.
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