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revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 4:20pm
Marky Dread wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 3:44pm
101Walterton wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 2:47pm
Low Down Low wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 8:30am
101Walterton wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 1:44am


I live in a city that is about as multi cultural as it can be. I am also an immigrant albeit one of many from my tribe. I live here because I love the multi cultural society. My kids don’t know any different and genuinely don’t see colour ( to the Poiint that they fail to mention that the mate from school they brought home isn’t being rude he just doesn’t speak English).
My point? There has been a shit storm here over the rugby League World Cup. A number of ‘stars’ who it was presumed would play for New Zealand opted to play for Tonga their country of birth or origin. To make matters worse they opted to play for virtually nothing instead of a fat pay cheque from NZRL. The enevitable happened and NZ played Tonga and Tonga won. Kiwis were up in arms about it but I think it is brilliant. Be proud of your heritage you don’t have to lose it because you live overseas. It is the mix of culture that makes NZ great.
Agree completely, that's a fantastic story. Remember when Wilfried Zaha declared for the Ivory Coast last year and was hammered by a few little englanders like Danny Mills who basically called him a loser, taking the easy option etc. I'd love to see more of that happen in sport, as opposed to the opposite scenario where nationality is a mere flag of convenience to suit their careers and their bank balance.
Yes and I remember a few years ago some Tory politician made some statement about Indian and Pakistanis living in Britain and the test as to whether they were British or not was what cricket team they supported.
Some of my African friends had to do that stupid government test regards nationality. I gave it to a couple of home grown English lads and they scored worse than my African pals. Fucking funny.
Is that a test for citizenship? Im quite sure a good number of our natural born citizens couldnt pass either.
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Marky Dread wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 4:31pm
revbob wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 4:20pm
Marky Dread wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 3:44pm
101Walterton wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 2:47pm
Low Down Low wrote:
23 Nov 2017, 8:30am


Agree completely, that's a fantastic story. Remember when Wilfried Zaha declared for the Ivory Coast last year and was hammered by a few little englanders like Danny Mills who basically called him a loser, taking the easy option etc. I'd love to see more of that happen in sport, as opposed to the opposite scenario where nationality is a mere flag of convenience to suit their careers and their bank balance.
Yes and I remember a few years ago some Tory politician made some statement about Indian and Pakistanis living in Britain and the test as to whether they were British or not was what cricket team they supported.
Some of my African friends had to do that stupid government test regards nationality. I gave it to a couple of home grown English lads and they scored worse than my African pals. Fucking funny.
Is that a test for citizenship? Im quite sure a good number of our natural born citizens couldnt pass either.
Yeah that's the one mate.
I think they have one here (although was after I immigrated), ironic being as everyone in New Zealand is an immigrant.

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It's somehow missing the fine hamlet of Shitterton.

Upton Snodsbury is clearly the name of a Tory cabinet minister in charge of blaming the poor.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Dec 2017, 3:02pm
It's somehow missing the fine hamlet of Shitterton.

Upton Snodsbury is clearly the name of a Tory cabinet minister in charge of blaming the poor.
He's Lord Snodsbury, since the death of his father.
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Rat Patrol wrote:
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...and every single one of them has a Gropecunt Lane. Image
The mollies'd line up, petticoats hitched, outside the stews.
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Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
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tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.

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101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
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Heston wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 3:48am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
3 kings
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Heston wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 3:48am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
3 kings
You’re a wise man.

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101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 4:49am
Heston wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 3:48am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
3 kings
You’re a wise man.
It's some leftover from when the Romans celebrated Saturnalia.
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Marky Dread wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 4:36am
Heston wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 3:48am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
3 kings
The King is born on Christmas day.
He'll have a blue Christmas without you

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Bloody Jesus was born in October but must have clashed with Halloween so moved it for the Romans.

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