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I've used for fuck's sake for years. I once had this woman somehow interpret it as "go fuck yourself" and she tried to get me fired. Luckily I had a pretty cool boss at the time and he knew I wasnt the type of person to tell someone to go fuck yourself
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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England's lost without him.
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"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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It's all a lot of hot air.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑17 Nov 2018, 1:24pmhttps://www.bbc.com/sport/darts/46245993
Is this how you people controlled the globe?
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
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I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Stupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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Whales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.Marky Dread wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:03pmStupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Wales WalesDr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:45pmWhales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.Marky Dread wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:03pmStupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Fucking great fishes are wales
They swim in the sea
We eat them for tea
Oh fucking great fishes are wales
Ps helps if you know Cymru Am Byth
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I doubt any Whale could understand a Welsh man speaking Welsh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:45pmWhales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.Marky Dread wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:03pmStupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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A gift to my Limey friends: https://mega.nz/#!gNFjVYzQ!RPV0zTBfWUkl ... 1n-uJrb0ZU
The Boss is visiting her sister right now. Said sister has a habit of telling stories that meander and head down dead ends, as well as cite characters known only to her. The episode of You're the Worst I uploaded has a character who does that, which is why I just thought of the episode. Anyway, the reason it's for you lot is that it features Jimmy, an English novelist living in America, getting an unwanted visit from his nightmarishly, cartoonishly boorish family. (As Lindsay says in the episode, "I thought all English people were fancy. They're, like, Alabama English.") (For context, Jimmy's girlfriend, Gretchen, is suffering from clinical depression, tho you should be able to figure that out.) Anyhoo, hope you enjoy.
The Boss is visiting her sister right now. Said sister has a habit of telling stories that meander and head down dead ends, as well as cite characters known only to her. The episode of You're the Worst I uploaded has a character who does that, which is why I just thought of the episode. Anyway, the reason it's for you lot is that it features Jimmy, an English novelist living in America, getting an unwanted visit from his nightmarishly, cartoonishly boorish family. (As Lindsay says in the episode, "I thought all English people were fancy. They're, like, Alabama English.") (For context, Jimmy's girlfriend, Gretchen, is suffering from clinical depression, tho you should be able to figure that out.) Anyhoo, hope you enjoy.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Steady on you lot, Welshman here.Marky Dread wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 4:01pmI doubt any Whale could understand a Welsh man speaking Welsh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:45pmWhales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.Marky Dread wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:03pmStupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
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No sorry you've lost me try again in English.BitterTom wrote: ↑30 May 2019, 4:33pmSteady on you lot, Welshman here.Marky Dread wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 4:01pmI doubt any Whale could understand a Welsh man speaking Welsh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:45pmWhales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.Marky Dread wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:03pmStupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia
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BitterTom wrote: ↑30 May 2019, 4:33pmSteady on you lot, Welshman here.Marky Dread wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 4:01pmI doubt any Whale could understand a Welsh man speaking Welsh.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:45pmWhales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.Marky Dread wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 12:03pmStupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
"Without the common people you're nothing"
Nos Sumus Una Familia