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tepista wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 9:21pm
Marky Dread wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 4:36am
Heston wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 3:48am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
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101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:37am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
:lol:

I actually know what those are! My ex’s family used to have them.
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matedog wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:37am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
Biscuits are cookies but not really cookies. Crackers are herring or the king's liver or something.
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Wolter wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:52am
matedog wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:37am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
:lol:

I actually know what those are! My ex’s family used to have them.
Is that why you went the Jewish route after?
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:37am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
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Kory wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 1:24pm
matedog wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:37am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
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What Kory said.
Crackers are also the savoury ‘biscuit’ things you eat with cheese etc..
Crackers are also small explosive charges like bangers ( which are also sausages) hence why the Christmas cracker is called that because it contains a cracker.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 12:01pm
matedog wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:37am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
Biscuits are cookies but not really cookies. Crackers are herring or the king's liver or something.
How do Louisiana biscuits figure in this sinister scenario?

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101Walterton wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 2:36pm
Kory wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 1:24pm
matedog wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:37am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am
tepista wrote:
17 Dec 2017, 8:29pm
Tell me again what the paper crowns at xmas is? Thanks.
Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
Image
What Kory said.
Crackers are also the savoury ‘biscuit’ things you eat with cheese etc..
Crackers are also small explosive charges like bangers ( which are also sausages) hence why the Christmas cracker is called that because it contains a cracker.
Don't tell me these fucking things don't exist in America.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board

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Heston wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 7:41pm
101Walterton wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 2:36pm
Kory wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 1:24pm
matedog wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:37am
101Walterton wrote:
18 Dec 2017, 12:11am


Get pissed, eat dinner, open Christmas crackers and put on coloured paper crown. No idea why.
What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
Image
What Kory said.
Crackers are also the savoury ‘biscuit’ things you eat with cheese etc..
Crackers are also small explosive charges like bangers ( which are also sausages) hence why the Christmas cracker is called that because it contains a cracker.
Don't tell me these fucking things don't exist in America.
They definitely do in Canada. The boss bought a bunch a few years ago but apparently I'm "too much of a poopyhead" (recent confirmation) to enjoy them.
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Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 7:53pm
Heston wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 7:41pm
101Walterton wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 2:36pm
Kory wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 1:24pm
matedog wrote:
19 Dec 2017, 11:37am


What the hell are Christmas crackers? Oh wait, crackers are cookies there right?
Image
What Kory said.
Crackers are also the savoury ‘biscuit’ things you eat with cheese etc..
Crackers are also small explosive charges like bangers ( which are also sausages) hence why the Christmas cracker is called that because it contains a cracker.
Don't tell me these fucking things don't exist in America.
They definitely do in Canada. The boss bought a bunch a few years ago but apparently I'm "too much of a poopyhead" (recent confirmation) to enjoy them.
We have them in the states but they're nothing traditional at all. Not common knowledge.
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The boss is watching a documentary about Prince Philip. A couple observations:
1) The various historians who participate all sound like utter snobs and pricks. Their accent and tone is so fucking elitist, that the dimwitted audience can't possibly appreciate the significance of what they are communicating, but they will still participate. Anyway, the inner machinations of the royal family is deeply important. You fucking proles.
2) Those same historians and various aged members of the extended royal family all look like they've been plucked from 1977. I'm sure I've seen that same haircut and glasses on someone condemning Johnny Rotten during the jubilee.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Dec 2017, 9:55pm
The boss is watching a documentary about Prince Philip. A couple observations:
1) The various historians who participate all sound like utter snobs and pricks. Their accent and tone is so fucking elitist, that the dimwitted audience can't possibly appreciate the significance of what they are communicating, but they will still participate. Anyway, the inner machinations of the royal family is deeply important. You fucking proles.
2) Those same historians and various aged members of the extended royal family all look like they've been plucked from 1977. I'm sure I've seen that same haircut and glasses on someone condemning Johnny Rotten during the jubilee.
I wonder if they also kicked their tv in after the Grundy interview.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
30 Dec 2017, 9:55pm
The boss is watching a documentary about Prince Philip. A couple observations:
1) The various historians who participate all sound like utter snobs and pricks. Their accent and tone is so fucking elitist, that the dimwitted audience can't possibly appreciate the significance of what they are communicating, but they will still participate. Anyway, the inner machinations of the royal family is deeply important. You fucking proles.
2) Those same historians and various aged members of the extended royal family all look like they've been plucked from 1977. I'm sure I've seen that same haircut and glasses on someone condemning Johnny Rotten during the jubilee.
Royal bastards!
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

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