Hey Limeys...

Sweet action for kids 'n' cretins. Marjoram and capers.
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I've used for fuck's sake for years. I once had this woman somehow interpret it as "go fuck yourself" and she tried to get me fired. Luckily I had a pretty cool boss at the time and he knew I wasnt the type of person to tell someone to go fuck yourself

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
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England's lost without him.
a lifetime serving one machine
Is ten times worse than prison


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https://www.bbc.com/sport/darts/46245993

Is this how you people controlled the globe?
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
17 Nov 2018, 1:24pm
https://www.bbc.com/sport/darts/46245993

Is this how you people controlled the globe?
It's all a lot of hot air.
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
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I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Stupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk. :shifty:
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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Marky Dread wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
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I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Stupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk. :shifty:
Whales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:45pm
Marky Dread wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
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I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Stupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk. :shifty:
Whales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.
Wales Wales
Fucking great fishes are wales
They swim in the sea
We eat them for tea
Oh fucking great fishes are wales


Ps helps if you know Cymru Am Byth

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:45pm
Marky Dread wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
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I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Stupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk. :shifty:
Whales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.
I doubt any Whale could understand a Welsh man speaking Welsh.😉
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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A gift to my Limey friends: https://mega.nz/#!gNFjVYzQ!RPV0zTBfWUkl ... 1n-uJrb0ZU

The Boss is visiting her sister right now. Said sister has a habit of telling stories that meander and head down dead ends, as well as cite characters known only to her. The episode of You're the Worst I uploaded has a character who does that, which is why I just thought of the episode. Anyway, the reason it's for you lot is that it features Jimmy, an English novelist living in America, getting an unwanted visit from his nightmarishly, cartoonishly boorish family. (As Lindsay says in the episode, "I thought all English people were fancy. They're, like, Alabama English.") (For context, Jimmy's girlfriend, Gretchen, is suffering from clinical depression, tho you should be able to figure that out.) Anyhoo, hope you enjoy. :cool:
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Marky Dread wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 4:01pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:45pm
Marky Dread wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
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I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Stupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk. :shifty:
Whales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.
I doubt any Whale could understand a Welsh man speaking Welsh.😉
Steady on you lot, Welshman here.

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BitterTom wrote:
30 May 2019, 4:33pm
Marky Dread wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 4:01pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:45pm
Marky Dread wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
Image
I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Stupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk. :shifty:
Whales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.
I doubt any Whale could understand a Welsh man speaking Welsh.😉
Steady on you lot, Welshman here.
No sorry you've lost me try again in English. :lol:
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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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BitterTom wrote:
30 May 2019, 4:33pm
Marky Dread wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 4:01pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:45pm
Marky Dread wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 12:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Jan 2019, 7:51am
Image
I suspect this is a rather old gag over in Hestonia, but it's the first time I've seen it.
Stupid joke everyone knows Whales can't talk. :shifty:
Whales, like the Welsh, engage in primitive oral communication.
I doubt any Whale could understand a Welsh man speaking Welsh.😉
Steady on you lot, Welshman here.

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Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty


We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.

"Without the common people you're nothing"

Nos Sumus Una Familia

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