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Post by JennyB » 16 Jun 2008, 1:32pm

I was trying really, really hard to think of something witty to say upon my return to IMCT, but I can't think of anything. Glad to be back though. It couldn't have come at a better time, I actually had a report to finish today, god forbid.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 2:08pm

JennyB wrote:I was trying really, really hard to think of something witty to say upon my return to IMCT, but I can't think of anything. Glad to be back though. It couldn't have come at a better time, I actually had a report to finish today, god forbid.
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Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 2:09pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:I was trying really, really hard to think of something witty to say upon my return to IMCT, but I can't think of anything. Glad to be back though. It couldn't have come at a better time, I actually had a report to finish today, god forbid.
You provide semitic class to the joint, baby!
Indeed.

By the by, Ali wants me to audition for a Hasidic Jew role tonight. She's mad.
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Post by eumaas » 16 Jun 2008, 2:15pm

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:I was trying really, really hard to think of something witty to say upon my return to IMCT, but I can't think of anything. Glad to be back though. It couldn't have come at a better time, I actually had a report to finish today, god forbid.
You provide semitic class to the joint, baby!
Indeed.

By the by, Ali wants me to audition for a Hasidic Jew role tonight. She's mad.
ah too bad, i've got the beard chops to make it...
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Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 2:19pm

Not only is it a Hasidic Jew, but it's actually Satan. A gay Hasidic Satan. Who raped Jesus when he was 14.

The script is a world premiere by one of the writers on Weeds. Ali's already been cast as a friendly and naive murderer named Raisin.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 2:34pm

Wolter wrote:Not only is it a Hasidic Jew, but it's actually Satan. A gay Hasidic Satan. Who raped Jesus when he was 14.

The script is a world premiere by one of the writers on Weeds. Ali's already been cast as a friendly and naive murderer named Raisin.
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Post by JennyB » 16 Jun 2008, 5:22pm

Wolter wrote:Not only is it a Hasidic Jew, but it's actually Satan. A gay Hasidic Satan. Who raped Jesus when he was 14.

The script is a world premiere by one of the writers on Weeds. Ali's already been cast as a friendly and naive murderer named Raisin.
It sounds like the role of a lifetime. I say go for it.
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Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 6:14pm

JennyB wrote:
Wolter wrote:Not only is it a Hasidic Jew, but it's actually Satan. A gay Hasidic Satan. Who raped Jesus when he was 14.

The script is a world premiere by one of the writers on Weeds. Ali's already been cast as a friendly and naive murderer named Raisin.
It sounds like the role of a lifetime. I say go for it.
I'm waiting to here if it's still available. If so...I'm hopping on a bus.

I kinda suspect it's already been cast.
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Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 7:03pm

Well, shit! No it hasn't. Running out the door to read for it. Adios!
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Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 9:00pm

That was the easiest audition I've ever had. Read it once, got cast. Apparently "Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan" is the part I was born to play, baby.
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Post by 101Walterton » 16 Jun 2008, 9:02pm

Wolter wrote:That was the easiest audition I've ever had. Read it once, got cast. Apparently "Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan" is the part I was born to play, baby.
Well no right minded Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan would either want or have the time to play the part !!!

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Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 9:07pm

101Walterton wrote:
Wolter wrote:That was the easiest audition I've ever had. Read it once, got cast. Apparently "Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan" is the part I was born to play, baby.
Well no right minded Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan would either want or have the time to play the part !!!
Are you high? Who wouldn't want that kind of part?

In all seriousness, the show is hilarious. It's a little lightweight conceptually, but it has some gutbusting moments in it.
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Post by 101Walterton » 16 Jun 2008, 9:08pm

Wolter wrote:
101Walterton wrote:
Wolter wrote:That was the easiest audition I've ever had. Read it once, got cast. Apparently "Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan" is the part I was born to play, baby.
Well no right minded Gay Jewish Pedophile Satan would either want or have the time to play the part !!!
Are you high? Who wouldn't want that kind of part?

In all seriousness, the show is hilarious. It's a little lightweight conceptually, but it has some gutbusting moments in it.
A Gay Jewish Paedohile Satan ?
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Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 9:22pm

Thanks for quoting me, I guess.

We're you planning to add anything to that? :shifty:
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Post by 101Walterton » 16 Jun 2008, 9:25pm

Wolter wrote:Thanks for quoting me, I guess.

We're you planning to add anything to that? :shifty:

Are you high ?

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