Beware Wolters devil children!
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Marky Dread
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Beware Wolters devil children!
They're coming to get you.
Forces have been looting
My humanity
Curfews have been curbing
The end of liberty
We're the flowers in the dustbin...
No fuchsias for you.
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MadModWorld
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Re: Beware Wolters devil children!
Where's Stonehenge?
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must lead...
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Wolter
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Re: Beware Wolters devil children!
They may be my children, but Heston is raising them to destroy me...
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Heston
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Re: Beware Wolters devil children!
They're hiding in your attic right now, ready to dispatch rockets from their guitars straight at you.Wolter wrote:They may be my children, but Heston is raising them to destroy me...
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Wolter
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Re: Beware Wolters devil children!
Well, I always suspected my death would come at the hands of rocket launching midget KISS impersonators.Heston wrote:They're hiding in your attic right now, ready to dispatch rockets from their guitars straight at you.Wolter wrote:They may be my children, but Heston is raising them to destroy me...
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
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Heston
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Re: Beware Wolters devil children!
There's worse ways to go. Like a truckload of Viva La Vida cds falling on your head.Wolter wrote:Well, I always suspected my death would come at the hands of rocket launching midget KISS impersonators.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Wolter
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Re: Beware Wolters devil children!
Or ahving to listen to one Viva la Vida cd.Heston wrote:There's worse ways to go. Like a truckload of Viva La Vida cds falling on your head.Wolter wrote:Well, I always suspected my death would come at the hands of rocket launching midget KISS impersonators.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"
Re: Beware Wolters devil children!
Seriously, Wolt, you're making this game too easy.....Wolter wrote:Or ahving to listen to one Viva la Vida cd.Heston wrote:There's worse ways to go. Like a truckload of Viva La Vida cds falling on your head.Wolter wrote:Well, I always suspected my death would come at the hands of rocket launching midget KISS impersonators.
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Re: Beware Wolters devil children!
Or having to listen to one more douchebag quote the 40 Year Old Virgin line that goes, "You know how I know you're gay? Because you listen to Coldplay." But I still like it when people quote the Extras episode when Chris Martin guest starred on When the Whistle Blows and Gervais says, "Look! It's only Chris Martin from Coldplay!" That, I like.Wolter wrote:Or ahving to listen to one Viva la Vida cd.Heston wrote:There's worse ways to go. Like a truckload of Viva La Vida cds falling on your head.Wolter wrote:Well, I always suspected my death would come at the hands of rocket launching midget KISS impersonators.
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" *sigh* it's right when they throw the penis pump out the window." -Hoy