eumaas wrote:What about hand dryers? Those things suck.
Very witty
BUT have you tried one of those new turbo powered blasters that leaves your hands exfoliated and dry in about 3 seconds, they are the bollocks. You gotta blow on your hands.Mimi and Medulla's Thread of Crotchety Complaints
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Very witty
BUT have you tried one of those new turbo powered blasters that leaves your hands exfoliated and dry in about 3 seconds, they are the bollocks. You gotta blow on your hands.-
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Re: Mimi and Medulla's Thread of Crotchety Complaints
Does "crotch" complaints come under this banner? Lately, I'm sick of seeing people rearranging their parts in public.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
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Lately?Heston wrote:Does "crotch" complaints come under this banner? Lately, I'm sick of seeing people rearranging their parts in public.
"Grab some wood, bub.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft
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Well, in the last 23 years.Dr. Medulla wrote:Lately?Heston wrote:Does "crotch" complaints come under this banner? Lately, I'm sick of seeing people rearranging their parts in public.
There's a tiny, tiny hopeful part of me that says you guys are running a Kaufmanesque long con on the board
Re: Mimi and Medulla's Thread of Crotchety Complaints
The only time it's appropriate is on the baseball field.Heston wrote:Does "crotch" complaints come under this banner? Lately, I'm sick of seeing people rearranging their parts in public.
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I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. I use castile soap.matedog wrote:This new foamy soap sucks, yet seems to be sweeping the nation. Is it better in anyway?
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Soap is for faggots. I slough my entire first layer of skin off nightly with a lump of pumice.Flex wrote:I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. I use castile soap.matedog wrote:This new foamy soap sucks, yet seems to be sweeping the nation. Is it better in anyway?
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A friend who lived with B and I for a year switched from soap to some kind of "cleansing stone." I wasn't impressed with the results.Wolter wrote:Soap is for faggots. I slough my entire first layer of skin off nightly with a lump of pumice.Flex wrote:I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. I use castile soap.matedog wrote:This new foamy soap sucks, yet seems to be sweeping the nation. Is it better in anyway?
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Yeah, I was definitely kidding. Only fools and Europeans use that kind of New Age shit.Dr. Medulla wrote:A friend who lived with B and I for a year switched from soap to some kind of "cleansing stone." I wasn't impressed with the results.Wolter wrote:Soap is for faggots. I slough my entire first layer of skin off nightly with a lump of pumice.Flex wrote:I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. I use castile soap.matedog wrote:This new foamy soap sucks, yet seems to be sweeping the nation. Is it better in anyway?
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And Japanese. Pretty sure she picked it up while teaching in Japan.Wolter wrote:Yeah, I was definitely kidding. Only fools and Europeans use that kind of New Age shit.Dr. Medulla wrote:A friend who lived with B and I for a year switched from soap to some kind of "cleansing stone." I wasn't impressed with the results.Wolter wrote:Soap is for faggots. I slough my entire first layer of skin off nightly with a lump of pumice.Flex wrote:I don't even know what the hell you're talking about. I use castile soap.matedog wrote:This new foamy soap sucks, yet seems to be sweeping the nation. Is it better in anyway?
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