Mimi and Medulla's Thread of Crotchety Complaints

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Everything is about my crotch.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:Everything is about my crotch.
At the Quincy VD Clinc and Microbrew Pub, anyway.
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Flex wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:I can't believe my name is not in this thread's subject line.
"Mimi and Medulla's Thread of Complaining About BostonBeaneater's Crotch?"
*early morning chuckle*

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JennyB wrote:In a truly get of my lawn moment, the delinquents who cute through our yard to get to the main road have been stepping in a lot of dog shit lately because VH and I are too lazy to clean it up. Serves those little bastards right.
this belongs in the shammerd thread
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I suppose I fit into this category today....I have been mighty crotchety and complaining.

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Alyssa wrote:I suppose I fit into this category today....I have been mighty crotchety and complaining.
Have a seat. Can I get you a cold drink?

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Mimi wrote:
Alyssa wrote:I suppose I fit into this category today....I have been mighty crotchety and complaining.
Have a seat. Can I get you a cold drink?
She's young—she can get her own drink. And one for us. My ass hurts.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:If you can't remember a time when Sesame Street was good, you've got no business in this thread. If you can't remember Reagan as the president of the apocalypse, get off our lawn!
Fuck Elmo, he ruined everything. Grover's where it's at.
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If you can't remember Mr. Hooper being alive and when no one else believed Big Bird that Mr. Snuffleupagus was real, you just keep right on walkin', son. [slides shells into shotgun]
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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:If you can't remember a time when Sesame Street was good, you've got no business in this thread. If you can't remember Reagan as the president of the apocalypse, get off our lawn!
Fuck Elmo, he ruined everything. Grover's where it's at.
http://smollin.com/michael/tmonstr/mon001.html

(One of the first books I can remember reading.)
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:If you can't remember a time when Sesame Street was good, you've got no business in this thread. If you can't remember Reagan as the president of the apocalypse, get off our lawn!
Fuck Elmo, he ruined everything. Grover's where it's at.
http://smollin.com/michael/tmonstr/mon001.html

(One of the first books I can remember reading.)
I loved that book.
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Wolter wrote:If you can't remember Mr. Hooper being alive and when no one else believed Big Bird that Mr. Snuffleupagus was real, you just keep right on walkin', son. [slides shells into shotgun]
I was thirteen or so when Mr. Hooper died, but still close enough to my Sesame Street days that it felt unreal and horrible.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:If you can't remember Mr. Hooper being alive and when no one else believed Big Bird that Mr. Snuffleupagus was real, you just keep right on walkin', son. [slides shells into shotgun]
I was thirteen or so when Mr. Hooper died, but still close enough to my Sesame Street days that it felt unreal and horrible.
I remember that they also published a book to coincide with this and it struck me as being quite blunt at times. But Big Bird had to understand, dammit!
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Kory wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:If you can't remember Mr. Hooper being alive and when no one else believed Big Bird that Mr. Snuffleupagus was real, you just keep right on walkin', son. [slides shells into shotgun]
I was thirteen or so when Mr. Hooper died, but still close enough to my Sesame Street days that it felt unreal and horrible.
I remember that they also published a book to coincide with this and it struck me as being quite blunt at times. But Big Bird had to understand, dammit!
I didn't know about the book. As I understand it, the episode of SS that dealt with it was especially blunt in language and emotionally devastating to all involved. As those familiar with Strauss & Howe, that's perfectly in keeping with the "don't hide reality from them" view of child-rearing that the Xer type got.
"I used to bullseye womp rats in my T-16 back in Whittier, they're not much bigger than two meters.'" - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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