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*YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:23pm
by Heston
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THIS mysterious monument could be proof there was once life on Mars.
The rectangular structure — measuring five metres across — was photographed by a super high resolution camera on the Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. The giant monolith juts out of the planet's surface casting a huge shadow below.

Its emergence on website Lunar Explorer Italia has got space buffs speculating if it could have been constructed by creatures once living on the red planet. The monument resembles the black monolith seen in Stanley Kubrick film 2001: A Space Odyssey. In the movie the structure is believed to be a key to man's evolution.

And astonishingly Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the Moon, revealed a similar monolith was detected on Mars' moon Phobos. Speaking last week, he insisted: "We should visit the moons of Mars. "There's a monolith there - a very unusual structure on this little potato shaped object that goes around Mars once every seven hours. "When people find out about that they are going to say, 'Who put that there? Who put that there?'"

But scientists at the University of Arizona have cast doubt on the discovery saying the huge object is a "boulder". A spokesman for the university's Lunar and Planetary Laboratory said: "It would be unwise to refer to it as a 'monolith' or 'structure' because that implies something artificial, like it was put there by someone for example. "In reality it's more likely that this boulder has been created by breaking away from the bedrock to create a rectangular-shaped feature."

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:25pm
by Dr. Medulla
Um, that's a fin of a Martian sand shark. Duh.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:32pm
by eumaas
John Carter's fridge.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:33pm
by matedog
eumaas wrote:John Carter's fridge.
It'd be crazier if it was Ron Carter's fridge.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:36pm
by eumaas
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:John Carter's fridge.
It'd be crazier if it was Ron Carter's fridge.
The bassist/cellist?

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:36pm
by matedog
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:John Carter's fridge.
It'd be crazier if it was Ron Carter's fridge.
The bassist/cellist?
Word. Didn't know he played cello though.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:38pm
by eumaas
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:John Carter's fridge.
It'd be crazier if it was Ron Carter's fridge.
The bassist/cellist?
Word. Didn't know he played cello though.
Yep, on Dolphy's Out There, plus another date with Dolphy and Mal Waldron.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:40pm
by matedog
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:John Carter's fridge.
It'd be crazier if it was Ron Carter's fridge.
The bassist/cellist?
Word. Didn't know he played cello though.
Yep, on Dolphy's Out There, plus another date with Dolphy and Mal Waldron.
Roy Haynes plays on that one. Dolphy knows talent when he sees it. How is the album?

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:42pm
by eumaas
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote: It'd be crazier if it was Ron Carter's fridge.
The bassist/cellist?
Word. Didn't know he played cello though.
Yep, on Dolphy's Out There, plus another date with Dolphy and Mal Waldron.
Roy Haynes plays on that one. Dolphy knows talent when he sees it. How is the album?
Good. Not as good as Out to Lunch or Last Date, but good.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:44pm
by matedog
Oh for hip hop fans that aren't huge into jazz, Ron Carter plays on the tune "Verses From the Abstract" on ATCQ's Low End Theory. Q-Tip calls him out about 12 times in the song if I remember him correctly.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 7:58pm
by Heston
Thread drift was sudden, comprehensive and welcome.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 8:01pm
by eumaas
Heston wrote:Thread drift was sudden, comprehensive and welcome.
That's a beautiful sentence, Heston.

By the way, my first contribution was on topic!

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 8:11pm
by Kory
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote: The bassist/cellist?
Word. Didn't know he played cello though.
Yep, on Dolphy's Out There, plus another date with Dolphy and Mal Waldron.
Roy Haynes plays on that one. Dolphy knows talent when he sees it. How is the album?
Good. Not as good as Out to Lunch or Last Date, but good.
Carter has since mentioned that his playing on Out There is a little substandard because he had a massive cold that day.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 07 Aug 2009, 8:25pm
by eumaas
Kory Pox wrote:
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote:
eumaas wrote:
matedog wrote: Word. Didn't know he played cello though.
Yep, on Dolphy's Out There, plus another date with Dolphy and Mal Waldron.
Roy Haynes plays on that one. Dolphy knows talent when he sees it. How is the album?
Good. Not as good as Out to Lunch or Last Date, but good.
Carter has since mentioned that his playing on Out There is a little substandard because he had a massive cold that day.
His intonation is noticeably off at times.

Re: *YES THERE IS A FUCKING MONOLITH ON MARS*

Posted: 15 Dec 2013, 12:52pm
by Dr. Medulla
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I'd like to congratulate the Chinese on building a perfect replica of the movie studio that the Americans used to fake the moon landings.