This might belong in the Dictator...

[JennyB]

But I think it has a more Groovy Times feel to it. There's this woman running for Missouri state senate named Gina Louden. I actually sold her a sofa once when I used to work at my parents' store (ugliest fucking sofa you have ever seen, btw) and she was typical Stepford back then, as are most women who shop in my parents' store. Anyway, you may of heard about her husband, who is currently in the state senate. He's the charmer who wanted to make using "BC" and "AD" official in all state date notations (I think it made national news and further pushed Missouri into being the laughingstock of the nation). So today I saw Gina at Starbucks, and I was dying to go ask her what she was going to do about puppy mills, but the bitch was wearing sunglasses (inside, natch) and yelling on her cell phone. She probably eats puppies for breakfast...them and crack babies.

[Dr. Medulla]

He's the charmer who wanted to make using "BC" and "AD" official in all state date notations (I think it made national news and further pushed Missouri into being the laughingstock of the nation).

Intriguing. Given that Missouri, the state, didn't exist until a couple hundred years ago, it seems a more than moot point. Missouri must have solved all the usual problems that plague society to waste time on that.

[JennyB]

He's the charmer who wanted to make using "BC" and "AD" official in all state date notations (I think it made national news and further pushed Missouri into being the laughingstock of the nation).

Intriguing. Given that Missouri, the state, didn't exist until a couple hundred years ago, it seems a more than moot point. Missouri must have solved all the usual problems that plague society to waste time on that.

Of course...no more meth labs here!

[Dr. Medulla]

He's the charmer who wanted to make using "BC" and "AD" official in all state date notations (I think it made national news and further pushed Missouri into being the laughingstock of the nation).

Intriguing. Given that Missouri, the state, didn't exist until a couple hundred years ago, it seems a more than moot point. Missouri must have solved all the usual problems that plague society to waste time on that.

Of course...no more meth labs here!

Further evidence of the decline of scientific research in the US. Lab work is the backbone of scientific advance. Other nations will expand their meth knowledge, while America is stuck in the 1990s in terms of cheap brainrot.

[Mimi]

Crack babies...they're what's for breakfast.

[threecoffins]

Crack babies...they're what's for breakfast.

A little gamey for the morning, but I'll try anything...

[Mimi]

Crack babies...they're what's for breakfast.

A little gamey for the morning, but I'll try anything...

You have to tenderize them a bit. Marinade them overnight. It helps cut down on the Crack flavor.

[threecoffins]

Crack babies...they're what's for breakfast.

A little gamey for the morning, but I'll try anything...

You have to tenderize them a bit. Marinade them overnight. It helps cut down on the Crack flavor.

Naturally. How silly of me to think otherwise.

[Dr. Medulla]

Crack babies...they're what's for breakfast.

Part of a balanced and nutritious breakfast. About a zillion percent of your daily crack requirement in every bite.