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Dr. Medulla wrote: Only because you're nice and small. No worries about choking.
You're worth the frozen panties.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Only because you're nice and small. No worries about choking.
You're worth the frozen panties.
Haven't heard that since my wedding day.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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Dr. Medulla wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Only because you're nice and small. No worries about choking.
You're worth the frozen panties.
Haven't heard that since my wedding day.
Every day is gay frozen panty wedding day in Massachusetts.
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BostonBeaneater wrote:Every day is gay frozen panty wedding day in Massachusetts.
Which is why Mitt Romney was dead before he uttered the first line of speech code in his software.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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I'm going to hit you all in the balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is really frozen whiskey.
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cretin wrote:I'm going to hit you all in the balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is really frozen whiskey.
I am going to secretly replace my balls with a stainless steel Old Fashioned glass.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Plus ça change, plus c'est pareil icitte... :shifty:
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Wolter wrote:
cretin wrote:I'm going to hit you all in the balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is really frozen whiskey.
I am going to secretly replace my balls with a stainless steel Old Fashioned glass.

I'll admit that -- because of posts like this -- I think I'm going to lurk (and I've been reduced primarily to lurking these days... and the occasional banal post... and the rarerer interesting post, replete with perfect spelling) here instead of SNews for a while.
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