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Post by BostonBeaneater » 16 Jun 2008, 2:56pm

Dr. Medulla wrote: Only because you're nice and small. No worries about choking.
You're worth the frozen panties.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 2:58pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Only because you're nice and small. No worries about choking.
You're worth the frozen panties.
Haven't heard that since my wedding day.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Post by BostonBeaneater » 16 Jun 2008, 3:14pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
BostonBeaneater wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote: Only because you're nice and small. No worries about choking.
You're worth the frozen panties.
Haven't heard that since my wedding day.
Every day is gay frozen panty wedding day in Massachusetts.
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 16 Jun 2008, 5:33pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:Every day is gay frozen panty wedding day in Massachusetts.
Which is why Mitt Romney was dead before he uttered the first line of speech code in his software.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Post by cretin » 16 Jun 2008, 6:22pm

I'm going to hit you all in the balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is really frozen whiskey.
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Post by Wolter » 16 Jun 2008, 6:24pm

cretin wrote:I'm going to hit you all in the balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is really frozen whiskey.
I am going to secretly replace my balls with a stainless steel Old Fashioned glass.
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Post by BabyTheTrans » 16 Jun 2008, 9:38pm

Plus ça change, plus c'est pareil icitte... :shifty:
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Post by KokaKola » 16 Jun 2008, 11:38pm

Wolter wrote:
cretin wrote:I'm going to hit you all in the balls with a hammer made of ice but the ice is really frozen whiskey.
I am going to secretly replace my balls with a stainless steel Old Fashioned glass.

I'll admit that -- because of posts like this -- I think I'm going to lurk (and I've been reduced primarily to lurking these days... and the occasional banal post... and the rarerer interesting post, replete with perfect spelling) here instead of SNews for a while.
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