Does Nick Markakis really exist?

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Re: Does Nick Markakis really exist?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 07 Aug 2009, 8:04pm

Mimi wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Mimi wrote:Can we get back to talking about Nick Markakis? Geez, you guys and your thread evolution. :shifty:
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Look into my eyes, Hooky. I care. I exist. And I'm sexy. My sexy eyes are 33.3% sexier than Derek Jeter's sexy eyes. Do you think I'm sexy, Hooky? Because I am and I can prove it. How, you ask? I'm sexy every time I bat against the Yankees, especially Andy Pettitte. Wait, what?
You had me until you claimed his eyes are sexier than St. Derek's. Those calm and sexy eyes have induced double plays (as long as the ball wasn't hit to his left) and spread his herpes throughout the celebrity A list.
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Re: Does Nick Markakis really exist?

Post by Mimi » 07 Aug 2009, 8:08pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Mimi wrote:Can we get back to talking about Nick Markakis? Geez, you guys and your thread evolution. :shifty:
Mutation! :angry:
Image

Look into my eyes, Hooky. I care. I exist. And I'm sexy. My sexy eyes are 33.3% sexier than Derek Jeter's sexy eyes. Do you think I'm sexy, Hooky? Because I am and I can prove it. How, you ask? I'm sexy every time I bat against the Yankees, especially Andy Pettitte. Wait, what?
You had me until you claimed his eyes are sexier than St. Derek's. Those calm and sexy eyes have induced double plays (as long as the ball wasn't hit to his left) and spread his herpes throughout the celebrity A list.
Actually, Nick's eyes ain't so bad. Of course, I keep getting distracted by that zit on his cheek that keeps waving "hi" to me. Stop it, Zit!

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Re: Does Nick Markakis really exist?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 07 Aug 2009, 8:12pm

Mimi wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Mimi wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
Mimi wrote:Can we get back to talking about Nick Markakis? Geez, you guys and your thread evolution. :shifty:
Mutation! :angry:
Image

Look into my eyes, Hooky. I care. I exist. And I'm sexy. My sexy eyes are 33.3% sexier than Derek Jeter's sexy eyes. Do you think I'm sexy, Hooky? Because I am and I can prove it. How, you ask? I'm sexy every time I bat against the Yankees, especially Andy Pettitte. Wait, what?
You had me until you claimed his eyes are sexier than St. Derek's. Those calm and sexy eyes have induced double plays (as long as the ball wasn't hit to his left) and spread his herpes throughout the celebrity A list.
Actually, Nick's eyes ain't so bad. Of course, I keep getting distracted by that zit on his cheek that keeps waving "hi" to me. Stop it, Zit!
Love Nick, love his blemishes. Angelos will do all he can to keep him—he's got a weakness for the Greeks.
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Re: Does Nick Markakis really exist?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 15 Aug 2018, 6:23am

Deadspin writes about fictional ballplayer who is shitty because he sometimes makes outs: https://deadspin.com/nick-markakis-real ... 1828340145
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Re: Does Nick Markakis really exist?

Post by eumaas » 15 Aug 2018, 9:01am

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