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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 11:38am
by tepista
My wife's birthday is in a couple days, "shit bitch" bear will be the perfect FB post.

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 11:40am
by Dr. Medulla
tepista wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 11:38am
My wife's birthday is in a couple days, "shit bitch" bear will be the perfect FB post.
But she'll think Kaleb is hitting on her. :huh:

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 12:53pm
by Kory
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 11:40am
tepista wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 11:38am
My wife's birthday is in a couple days, "shit bitch" bear will be the perfect FB post.
But she'll think Kaleb is hitting on her. :huh:
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 1:30pm
by Dr. Medulla
Kory wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 12:53pm
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I love that I can only read that with Zoidberg's voice in my head.

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 5:36pm
by Kory
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 1:30pm
Kory wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 12:53pm
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I love that I can only read that with Zoidberg's voice in my head.
I thought of the line immediately in his voice after I read your post—I guess it's part of me forever.

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 07 Sep 2017, 5:58pm
by Dr. Medulla
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 08 Sep 2017, 11:11am
by JennyB
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 5:58pm
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
I don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 08 Sep 2017, 11:18am
by Dr. Medulla
JennyB wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 5:58pm
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
I don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.
Oh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 08 Sep 2017, 11:47am
by JennyB
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:18am
JennyB wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 5:58pm
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
I don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.
Oh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."
Is he married? I have some single friends.

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 08 Sep 2017, 11:54am
by Dr. Medulla
JennyB wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:47am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:18am
JennyB wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 5:58pm
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
I don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.
Oh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."
Is he married? I have some single friends.
:lol: He is married. He's also gets to be called doctor, but not the good kind (he's the marginally employable kind, like me).

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 08 Sep 2017, 12:03pm
by JennyB
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:54am
JennyB wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:47am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:18am
JennyB wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:11am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
07 Sep 2017, 5:58pm
I'm sure I've mentioned this before, but a good friend and co-worker here, who's Jewish and shares many Woody Allen mannerisms, admitted that he watched Futurama for several years before realizing Zoidberg was supposed to be Jewish. Just astounding.
I don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.
Oh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."
Is he married? I have some single friends.
:lol: He is married. He's also gets to be called doctor, but not the good kind (he's the marginally employable kind, like me).
So, doctor, but not doctuh?

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 08 Sep 2017, 12:31pm
by Dr. Medulla
JennyB wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 12:03pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:54am
JennyB wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:47am
Dr. Medulla wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:18am
JennyB wrote:
08 Sep 2017, 11:11am


I don't believe he's Jewish. Check his horns for me.
Oh, he be Jewish. Originally from Argentina. I remember him giving me a chocolate gold coin for Hanukkah and saying, "This is very important. Jews don't just go around giving people money, you know."
Is he married? I have some single friends.
:lol: He is married. He's also gets to be called doctor, but not the good kind (he's the marginally employable kind, like me).
So, doctor, but not doctuh?
Bingowitz.

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 13 Oct 2017, 10:05pm
by Kory
Everyone. EVERYONE. I'm drunk, watching live Clash footage on YouTube and concerned that the Chickenfoot thread is higher than this one until I finish this post.

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 13 Oct 2017, 10:09pm
by Rat Patrol
Kory wrote:
13 Oct 2017, 10:05pm
Everyone. EVERYONE. I'm drunk, watching live Clash footage on YouTube and concerned that the Chickenfoot thread is higher than this one until I finish this post.
Pics of the fish heads and Necco wafers pizza or it didn't happen. :naughty:

Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Posted: 13 Oct 2017, 10:19pm
by Dr. Medulla
Rat Patrol wrote:
13 Oct 2017, 10:09pm
Kory wrote:
13 Oct 2017, 10:05pm
Everyone. EVERYONE. I'm drunk, watching live Clash footage on YouTube and concerned that the Chickenfoot thread is higher than this one until I finish this post.
Pics of the fish heads and Necco wafers pizza or it didn't happen. :naughty:
His high school grad photos contain all that, so we're no closer to proof.

(I did about 3/4 a bottle of wine tonight and it had zilcho effect on me. One of those nights where full sobriety is my fate.)