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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by tosh » 04 Feb 2017, 1:07am

Damn this thread is even worse than i remembered.

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Rat Patrol » 04 Feb 2017, 3:10am

tosh wrote:
04 Feb 2017, 1:07am
Damn this thread is even worse than i remembered.
Pity poor you, clicking on the thread explicitly titled for tales of shitfaced whimsy like you were forced at gunpoint. Go bump the long-buried pedantic beersnob thead if you prefer a sandbox where no fun is ever allowed. :rolleyes:
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Silent Majority » 10 Feb 2017, 10:22am

I'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
'But also: hey dude, you can just go looking for more glasses. They're all free now. '

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by revbob » 10 Feb 2017, 5:33pm

Silent Majority wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 10:22am
I'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
Daytime drunk is cool, it's the dinner time hangover that sucks.

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Dr. Medulla » 10 Feb 2017, 5:51pm

revbob wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 5:33pm
Silent Majority wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 10:22am
I'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
Daytime drunk is cool, it's the dinner time hangover that sucks.
I think I've told this story before, but I met an old guy who was basically Don Draper in the 60s—creative director at a New York ad agency. So I asked him about accuracy in the show, and he said that the boozing was completely true. Indeed, potential hires would be taken out for massive drinking binges during the day to see whether they could still be productive in the evening while drunk.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Kory » 10 Feb 2017, 7:06pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 5:51pm
revbob wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 5:33pm
Silent Majority wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 10:22am
I'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
Daytime drunk is cool, it's the dinner time hangover that sucks.
I think I've told this story before, but I met an old guy who was basically Don Draper in the 60s—creative director at a New York ad agency. So I asked him about accuracy in the show, and he said that the boozing was completely true. Indeed, potential hires would be taken out for massive drinking binges during the day to see whether they could still be productive in the evening while drunk.
I usually fall asleep.
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Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Silent Majority » 10 Feb 2017, 7:35pm

My brother, who is like me but a kickboxer and 19, took me down the very grimy local pub twenty minutes after arriving at my Ma's so tomorrow is going to be suffering and payment for these sins.
'But also: hey dude, you can just go looking for more glasses. They're all free now. '

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Dr. Medulla » 10 Feb 2017, 10:01pm

Kory wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 7:06pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 5:51pm
revbob wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 5:33pm
Silent Majority wrote:
10 Feb 2017, 10:22am
I'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
Daytime drunk is cool, it's the dinner time hangover that sucks.
I think I've told this story before, but I met an old guy who was basically Don Draper in the 60s—creative director at a New York ad agency. So I asked him about accuracy in the show, and he said that the boozing was completely true. Indeed, potential hires would be taken out for massive drinking binges during the day to see whether they could still be productive in the evening while drunk.
I usually fall asleep.
Bingo. Back in my serious drinking days, I'd just hit that point and just head to bed without telling anyone. Sorry, I'm done. And then suffer a crippling hangover the next day. I'd love to revisit that overindulgence, but I just can't do it.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Dr. Medulla » 20 Feb 2017, 11:38am

Kaleb and Crystal, sitting in a tree …
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by tepista » 20 Feb 2017, 1:57pm

holy shot, that is fucking awesome. Everytime I meet someone named Crystal I joke that their last name is meth. For decades.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Kory » 23 Feb 2017, 4:06pm

tepista wrote:
20 Feb 2017, 1:57pm
holy shot, that is fucking awesome. Everytime I meet someone named Crystal I joke that their last name is meth. For decades.
In other news, Tep has exactly 0 friends named Crystal.
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Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
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Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by tepista » 11 Mar 2017, 2:07pm

Kaleb's Gurlfrend Wuz Here

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Dr. Medulla » 20 Mar 2017, 9:45am

Kaleb's doin' just fine.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by tepista » 20 Mar 2017, 11:21am

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by tepista » 26 Mar 2017, 8:10pm

Always the gentleman, Kaleb is.

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