If Music Could Talk

Talisker 10 in my left hand.

Wolter wrote:Talisker 10 in my left hand.

Goddamn you

Where'd you get Talisker? And how do you feel about it in comparison to Laphroaig?

eumaas wrote:Where'd you get Talisker? And how do you feel about it in comparison to Laphroaig?

Hotel bar. At the wedding we crashed.

It's smoother that Laphroaig, but also less flavor notes. I can totally tell it's what's in Drambuie.

I spen tht enight at the bar trying to hook my one best friend from regular high school up with my gorgeous best friend from alsternativce high school up. it was silly. and adorable

"Alsternativce Ultsetatr" by Stiff Little Cretins:

Alsternativce Ultsetatr!
Garaf it vhergre ity itas yprtueds!
Alsternativce Ultsetatr!
IGnaere tehd boers and theed laerfvs!

HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?

You can't prove I'm not sober.

eumaas wrote:HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?

Any time I click on this thread before 5PM, it's always worth my while. Every single time.

Still216 wrote:

eumaas wrote:HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?

Any time I click on this thread before 5PM, it's always worth my while. Every single time.

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Mmy face is numb.

It's a Gay Randy quote. Gay Randy is a legendary local alcoholic of Norfolk, VA, a hairdresser with a delightfully effeminate southern accent (he sounds kind of like Cleveland from Family Guy). Below I shall reproduce the conversation the quote is from:

GAY RANDY: So Noah got all them animals in that ark... there are thooouuusaaaands of kinds of beeeees. HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?
BIANCA: You raise a good point.
GAY RANDY: You know we're all just droooooones.
ME: Speak for yourself, I'm a queen.
GAY RANDY: You know my sperm if I froze it... killing all them BABIES..! Why they freeze it?

More Gay Randy quotes:

"I think them Hindu Buddhists in Pungo ought to... I pay my taxes! Why can't... that's discrimination! Are you a Hindu Buddhist?"

"These boys don't want no sweet vagina."

"I like women! I just had a... do you want to go to the Nautilus?"

eumaas wrote:\\
Mmy face is numb.

It's a Gay Randy quote. Gay Randy is a legendary local alcoholic of Norfolk, VA, a hairdresser with a delightfully effeminate southern accent (he sounds kind of like Cleveland from Family Guy). Below I shall reproduce the conversation the quote is from:

GAY RANDY: So Noah got all them animals in that ark... there are thooouuusaaaands of kinds of beeeees. HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?
BIANCA: You raise a good point.
GAY RANDY: You know we're all just droooooones.
ME: Speak for yourself, I'm a queen.
GAY RANDY: You know my sperm if I froze it... killing all them BABIES..! Why they freeze it?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was wondering what the context was. I'm not disappointed in the least. Especially when I read it in a Cleveland from Family Guy accent...

Speaking of Norfolk - I saw a guy on TV this morning in waist deep water in Norfolk (from the remnants of the hurricane)...

Still216 wrote:

eumaas wrote:\\
Mmy face is numb.

It's a Gay Randy quote. Gay Randy is a legendary local alcoholic of Norfolk, VA, a hairdresser with a delightfully effeminate southern accent (he sounds kind of like Cleveland from Family Guy). Below I shall reproduce the conversation the quote is from:

GAY RANDY: So Noah got all them animals in that ark... there are thooouuusaaaands of kinds of beeeees. HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?
BIANCA: You raise a good point.
GAY RANDY: You know we're all just droooooones.
ME: Speak for yourself, I'm a queen.
GAY RANDY: You know my sperm if I froze it... killing all them BABIES..! Why they freeze it?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was wondering what the context was. I'm not disappointed in the least. Especially when I read it in a Cleveland from Family Guy accent...

Speaking of Norfolk - I saw a guy on TV this morning in waist deep water in Norfolk (from the remnants of the hurricane)...

Apparently all that iniquity has finally caught up with Norfolk. JOKE'S ON YOU, GOD!! I MOVED TO CHICAGO!!! YOyU MISSED!

Four months on and I still read the title as some sort of anal play with his girlfriend.

101Walterton wrote:Four months on and I still read the title as some sort of anal play with his girlfriend.

this should clear it up for you....

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5502531/