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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Wolter » 31 Oct 2009, 10:39pm

Talisker 10 in my left hand.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 31 Oct 2009, 11:44pm

Wolter wrote:Talisker 10 in my left hand.
Goddamn you
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 31 Oct 2009, 11:45pm

Where'd you get Talisker? And how do you feel about it in comparison to Laphroaig?
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Wolter » 01 Nov 2009, 1:28am

eumaas wrote:Where'd you get Talisker? And how do you feel about it in comparison to Laphroaig?
Hotel bar. At the wedding we crashed.

It's smoother that Laphroaig, but also less flavor notes. I can totally tell it's what's in Drambuie.
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Post by cretin » 01 Nov 2009, 3:29am

I spen tht enight at the bar trying to hook my one best friend from regular high school up with my gorgeous best friend from alsternativce high school up. it was silly. and adorable
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Post by Wolter » 01 Nov 2009, 12:38pm

"Alsternativce Ultsetatr" by Stiff Little Cretins:

Alsternativce Ultsetatr!
Garaf it vhergre ity itas yprtueds!
Alsternativce Ultsetatr!
IGnaere tehd boers and theed laerfvs!
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 02 Nov 2009, 3:17am

HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 13 Nov 2009, 12:13pm

You can't prove I'm not sober.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Still216 » 13 Nov 2009, 12:17pm

eumaas wrote:HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?
Any time I click on this thread before 5PM, it's always worth my while. Every single time.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 13 Nov 2009, 12:24pm

Still216 wrote:
eumaas wrote:HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?
Any time I click on this thread before 5PM, it's always worth my while. Every single time.
\\
Mmy face is numb.

It's a Gay Randy quote. Gay Randy is a legendary local alcoholic of Norfolk, VA, a hairdresser with a delightfully effeminate southern accent (he sounds kind of like Cleveland from Family Guy). Below I shall reproduce the conversation the quote is from:

GAY RANDY: So Noah got all them animals in that ark... there are thooouuusaaaands of kinds of beeeees. HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?
BIANCA: You raise a good point.
GAY RANDY: You know we're all just droooooones.
ME: Speak for yourself, I'm a queen.
GAY RANDY: You know my sperm if I froze it... killing all them BABIES..! Why they freeze it?
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 13 Nov 2009, 12:28pm

More Gay Randy quotes:

"I think them Hindu Buddhists in Pungo ought to... I pay my taxes! Why can't... that's discrimination! Are you a Hindu Buddhist?"

"These boys don't want no sweet vagina."

"I like women! I just had a... do you want to go to the Nautilus?"
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Still216 » 13 Nov 2009, 12:33pm

eumaas wrote:\\
Mmy face is numb.

It's a Gay Randy quote. Gay Randy is a legendary local alcoholic of Norfolk, VA, a hairdresser with a delightfully effeminate southern accent (he sounds kind of like Cleveland from Family Guy). Below I shall reproduce the conversation the quote is from:

GAY RANDY: So Noah got all them animals in that ark... there are thooouuusaaaands of kinds of beeeees. HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?
BIANCA: You raise a good point.
GAY RANDY: You know we're all just droooooones.
ME: Speak for yourself, I'm a queen.
GAY RANDY: You know my sperm if I froze it... killing all them BABIES..! Why they freeze it?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was wondering what the context was. I'm not disappointed in the least. Especially when I read it in a Cleveland from Family Guy accent...

Speaking of Norfolk - I saw a guy on TV this morning in waist deep water in Norfolk (from the remnants of the hurricane)...
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 13 Nov 2009, 12:36pm

Still216 wrote:
eumaas wrote:\\
Mmy face is numb.

It's a Gay Randy quote. Gay Randy is a legendary local alcoholic of Norfolk, VA, a hairdresser with a delightfully effeminate southern accent (he sounds kind of like Cleveland from Family Guy). Below I shall reproduce the conversation the quote is from:

GAY RANDY: So Noah got all them animals in that ark... there are thooouuusaaaands of kinds of beeeees. HOW'D HE GET ALL THEM BEEEEEEEEES IN THERE?
BIANCA: You raise a good point.
GAY RANDY: You know we're all just droooooones.
ME: Speak for yourself, I'm a queen.
GAY RANDY: You know my sperm if I froze it... killing all them BABIES..! Why they freeze it?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I was wondering what the context was. I'm not disappointed in the least. Especially when I read it in a Cleveland from Family Guy accent...

Speaking of Norfolk - I saw a guy on TV this morning in waist deep water in Norfolk (from the remnants of the hurricane)...
Apparently all that iniquity has finally caught up with Norfolk. JOKE'S ON YOU, GOD!! I MOVED TO CHICAGO!!! YOyU MISSED!
"The only thing that really occurs to me that I can say on this is to point out how fascinating it is that the Hassan-i-Sabbah archetype keeps turning up over and over again ... He disappears up into the mountains and is never seen again. Believe me, he'll never be seen again. He'll live forever because of that."

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by 101Walterton » 13 Nov 2009, 2:41pm

Four months on and I still read the title as some sort of anal play with his girlfriend.

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by rcs » 13 Nov 2009, 2:52pm

101Walterton wrote:Four months on and I still read the title as some sort of anal play with his girlfriend.
this should clear it up for you....

http://www.xtranormal.com/watch/5502531/
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