Shamerd my assgerfed

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Wolter » 31 Oct 2009, 4:26pm

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Wolter wrote:I love Binny's. Great liquor store. Good selection all around, decent prices on the whole ($45.99 for 10-year Laphroiag, Mr. maas), and they often give samples. I had the aforementioned anejo AND tasted 6 different wines while there (about the equivalent of 2 glasses). Ali is actually still a little drunk (but she has a really low tolerance).
I love when you can find a store that has both good selection and good prices. Sorry, got you beat on the Laphroiag 10-year tho Wolter, I picked up a couple bottles for 33 bucks a piece yesterday.
Yeah, but you have to live in the desolate hellhole that is a ski resort in Colorado, whereas I live in the paradise that is Chicago in late October.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Flex » 31 Oct 2009, 4:29pm

Wolter wrote:
Flex wrote:
Wolter wrote:I love Binny's. Great liquor store. Good selection all around, decent prices on the whole ($45.99 for 10-year Laphroiag, Mr. maas), and they often give samples. I had the aforementioned anejo AND tasted 6 different wines while there (about the equivalent of 2 glasses). Ali is actually still a little drunk (but she has a really low tolerance).
I love when you can find a store that has both good selection and good prices. Sorry, got you beat on the Laphroiag 10-year tho Wolter, I picked up a couple bottles for 33 bucks a piece yesterday.
Yeah, but you have to live in the desolate hellhole that is a ski resort in Colorado, whereas I live in the paradise that is Chicago in late October.
Accurate enough.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by HaydenWar » 31 Oct 2009, 4:30pm

Wolter wrote:It's not really a big deal to anyone but me, but I finally found fucking Tennent's Lager again. I know it's pretty much "Scottish Budweiser" but I fucking love the stuff, and for some reason it's as rare as hen's teeth in the States (or at least, the areas of the States that I've been to).
I feel the same way about Caffrey's which I acquired a serious taste for in Australia (Damn you Coor's, I want my Caffrey's back) :naughty:

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 31 Oct 2009, 8:47pm

For I received from the Lord what I also delivered to you, that the Lord Jesus on the night when he was betrayed took bread, and when he had given thanks, he broke it, and said, “This is my body which is for you. Do this in remembrance of me.” In the same way also he took the cup, after supper, saying, “This cup is the serum of my blood. Do this, as often as you drink it, in remembrance of me, and the bite of the zombie shall not infect you.” For as often as you eat this bread and drink the cup, you proclaim the Lord's death until he comes.

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 31 Oct 2009, 8:54pm

This is the razor with no edge.

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 31 Oct 2009, 8:58pm

You couldn't pull a wrench with your teeth, Wolter. I showed up to dramaturg, but it was a musical. In the truck, I had heroin and weapons. It was a front.

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 31 Oct 2009, 9:10pm

IT IS APE LAW

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by JennyB » 31 Oct 2009, 9:21pm

I am enjoying a glass of my favorite beer right now, Bellhaven Scottish Ale.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by JennyB » 31 Oct 2009, 9:27pm

I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Flex » 31 Oct 2009, 9:32pm

JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by JennyB » 31 Oct 2009, 9:38pm

Flex wrote:
JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
Yeah -- I'm living life on the edge here. Turned off our porch light at 8:00, gonna go to sleep at 9:00!
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 31 Oct 2009, 10:15pm

He's rubbing his area all over the record, noooo!!!

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Oct 2009, 10:15pm

JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:
JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
Yeah -- I'm living life on the edge here. Turned off our porch light at 8:00, gonna go to sleep at 9:00!
It is 8.13. We have a friend over for supper—two bottles of red down so far—and have had a grand total of four kids trick or treating (last kid: "I took off my mashk becaush it wash hurting my fashe").
Endut! Hoch Hech!

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by eumaas » 31 Oct 2009, 10:17pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:
JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
Yeah -- I'm living life on the edge here. Turned off our porch light at 8:00, gonna go to sleep at 9:00!
It is 8.13. We have a friend over for supper—two bottles of red down so far—and have had a grand total of four kids trick or treating (last kid: "I took off my mashk becaush it wash hurting my fashe").
I FELL ON MY FAAAAAAACE!

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Dr. Medulla » 31 Oct 2009, 10:28pm

eumaas wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:
JennyB wrote:
Flex wrote:
JennyB wrote:I must have the tolerance level of Wolt's Jewess because I am halfway to hammered after a half a glass. This is my third alcoholic beverage since having Ari...a half a dirti martini on my birthday, a sip of whiskey on our anniversary and this.
PARTY TIME!!! WOOOO!!!!! :mrgreen:
Yeah -- I'm living life on the edge here. Turned off our porch light at 8:00, gonna go to sleep at 9:00!
It is 8.13. We have a friend over for supper—two bottles of red down so far—and have had a grand total of four kids trick or treating (last kid: "I took off my mashk becaush it wash hurting my fashe").
I FELL ON MY FAAAAAAACE!
You wouldn't last forty-eight hours in a vertical state.
Endut! Hoch Hech!

We have taken steps … to prevent recurrence of corned beef sandwiches in future flights.

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