Shamerd my assgerfed
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Damn this thread is even worse than i remembered.
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Pity poor you, clicking on the thread explicitly titled for tales of shitfaced whimsy like you were forced at gunpoint. Go bump the long-buried pedantic beersnob thead if you prefer a sandbox where no fun is ever allowed.
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I'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
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Daytime drunk is cool, it's the dinner time hangover that sucks.Silent Majority wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 10:22amI'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
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I think I've told this story before, but I met an old guy who was basically Don Draper in the 60s—creative director at a New York ad agency. So I asked him about accuracy in the show, and he said that the boozing was completely true. Indeed, potential hires would be taken out for massive drinking binges during the day to see whether they could still be productive in the evening while drunk.revbob wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 5:33pmDaytime drunk is cool, it's the dinner time hangover that sucks.Silent Majority wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 10:22amI'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
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I usually fall asleep.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 5:51pmI think I've told this story before, but I met an old guy who was basically Don Draper in the 60s—creative director at a New York ad agency. So I asked him about accuracy in the show, and he said that the boozing was completely true. Indeed, potential hires would be taken out for massive drinking binges during the day to see whether they could still be productive in the evening while drunk.revbob wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 5:33pmDaytime drunk is cool, it's the dinner time hangover that sucks.Silent Majority wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 10:22amI'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
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My brother, who is like me but a kickboxer and 19, took me down the very grimy local pub twenty minutes after arriving at my Ma's so tomorrow is going to be suffering and payment for these sins.
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Bingo. Back in my serious drinking days, I'd just hit that point and just head to bed without telling anyone. Sorry, I'm done. And then suffer a crippling hangover the next day. I'd love to revisit that overindulgence, but I just can't do it.Kory wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 7:06pmI usually fall asleep.Dr. Medulla wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 5:51pmI think I've told this story before, but I met an old guy who was basically Don Draper in the 60s—creative director at a New York ad agency. So I asked him about accuracy in the show, and he said that the boozing was completely true. Indeed, potential hires would be taken out for massive drinking binges during the day to see whether they could still be productive in the evening while drunk.revbob wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 5:33pmDaytime drunk is cool, it's the dinner time hangover that sucks.Silent Majority wrote: ↑10 Feb 2017, 10:22amI'm taking the train from Birmingham to London to visit family and it has a bar - well, a place that sells coffee, sandwiches, soft drinks and, it supposes, alcohol. I've made about four more visits than a rational person would and made the nice lady behind the counter laugh genuinely and hard so she bought me a whiskey. Better get a coffee before I see my Ma, cos this train has got me daytime drunk.
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Kaleb and Crystal, sitting in a tree …
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holy shot, that is fucking awesome. Everytime I meet someone named Crystal I joke that their last name is meth. For decades.
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In other news, Tep has exactly 0 friends named Crystal.
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Kaleb's Gurlfrend Wuz Here
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Kaleb's doin' just fine.
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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak
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Always the gentleman, Kaleb is.
We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
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