Shamerd my assgerfed

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
16 Jul 2018, 6:58pm
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So, Kaleb's either hit the jackpot or hard times? I need to know what to think here.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2018, 8:37pm
tepista wrote:
16 Jul 2018, 6:58pm
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So, Kaleb's either hit the jackpot or hard times? I need to know what to think here.
Well, there's Freddy Krueger upholstery
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We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
16 Jul 2018, 9:10pm
Dr. Medulla wrote:
16 Jul 2018, 8:37pm
tepista wrote:
16 Jul 2018, 6:58pm
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So, Kaleb's either hit the jackpot or hard times? I need to know what to think here.
Well, there's Freddy Krueger upholstery
Okay, so jackpot.
"I never doubted myself for a minute for I knew that my monkey-strong bowels were girded with strength, like the loins of a dragon ribboned with fat and the opulence of buffalo dung." - Richard Nixon, Checkers Speech, abandoned early draft

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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tepista wrote:
30 Jul 2018, 5:29pm
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Service animal?
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Something something Kaleb's girlfriend

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We reach the parts other combos cannot reach
We beach the beachheads other armies cannot beach
We speak the tongues other mouths cannot speak

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Something something Kaleb's girlfriend
Ladyboy

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One for this side of the pond
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deny wrote:
27 Aug 2018, 8:11am
One for this side of the pond
Please rephrase in the form of a statement related to Kaleb's list of romantic conquests.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
27 Aug 2018, 8:23am
deny wrote:
27 Aug 2018, 8:11am
One for this side of the pond
Please rephrase in the form of a statement related to Kaleb's list of romantic conquests.
Like so...

Caleb's girl proclaiming her love.
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deny wrote:
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Here deny now you try...
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The Moxie-contin
Inspired by the Jager Bomb — in which the drinker drops a shot of Jagermeister into a glass filled with half a can of Red Bull, then immediately downs the whole thing in one gulp, which is something we here at the BDN cannot possibly condone doing — this is another one-and-done drink, dreamed up by the folks at Nocturnem Drafthaus in Bangor. Drop a shot of Jager into half a can of Moxie. Down it. Reflect on your poor decision-making skills.
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Kaleb's pick-up line, 98.46% expected (as of 1 September 2018).
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