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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Kory » 13 Oct 2017, 11:48pm

Those nights are weird aren't they? You can drink forever and hardly feel anything, and it's not like you ate more than usual or ate anything vastly different. Your body just decides to be immune to alcohol. It's an extra bummer in a bar because of all the extra dough you spent trying to get there.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by BostonBeaneater » 14 Oct 2017, 12:01am

Kory wrote:
13 Oct 2017, 11:48pm
Those nights are weird aren't they? You can drink forever and hardly feel anything, and it's not like you ate more than usual or ate anything vastly different. Your body just decides to be immune to alcohol. It's an extra bummer in a bar because of all the extra dough you spent trying to get there.
Blame the cocaine.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Kory » 14 Oct 2017, 6:26pm

BostonBeaneater wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 12:01am
Kory wrote:
13 Oct 2017, 11:48pm
Those nights are weird aren't they? You can drink forever and hardly feel anything, and it's not like you ate more than usual or ate anything vastly different. Your body just decides to be immune to alcohol. It's an extra bummer in a bar because of all the extra dough you spent trying to get there.
Blame the cocaine.
NEVER!
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Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Inder » 14 Oct 2017, 7:01pm

Saw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Kory » 14 Oct 2017, 9:59pm

Inder wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 7:01pm
Saw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
There's bathroom humor, and there's bathroom humor.
Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Rat Patrol » 09 Nov 2017, 11:12pm



The one that almost got away from Kaleb.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Marky Dread » 10 Nov 2017, 1:17am

Kory wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 9:59pm
Inder wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 7:01pm
Saw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
There's bathroom humor, and there's bathroom humor.
Yeah but in this case it was most likely a bathroom tumour.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Kory » 10 Nov 2017, 10:54pm

Marky Dread wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 1:17am
Kory wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 9:59pm
Inder wrote:
14 Oct 2017, 7:01pm
Saw some fantastic bathroom graffiti a few days ago at a favourite dive. Someone had thoughtfully written out William Carlos Williams' This Is Just to Say above the urinal — beautiful penmanship, etc. Somebody else had drawn a line from the poem to lead the attentive reader to an important addendum: "I cum blood."
There's bathroom humor, and there's bathroom humor.
Yeah but in this case it was most likely a bathroom tumour.
Wocka wocka!
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Inder:
Absolutely. Here's another collection of words:

Table salt (spoon hinge)
Octopus (Ukraine)
St. Petersburg (arms)
Ginger beer (cauliflower)
Pat Sajak (PSak)
Lamp post (self evident)
Florida Timeshare (ditto)
Heraclitus (EMI)
Developers (Developers Developers)
Boogie With Your Children

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by BostonBeaneater » 11 Nov 2017, 12:40am

Kory wrote:
10 Nov 2017, 10:54pm


Wokka wokka!
In the form I lived in there was graffiti that said, "How much do you consume? Do you even know? Do you even care?". Shortly after that appeared someone else drew a giant Pacman eating it and saying, "Wokka, wokka, wokka!"
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Rat Patrol » 20 Nov 2017, 11:16pm

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Kaleb put a ring on this one.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by revbob » 21 Nov 2017, 7:08pm

Rat Patrol wrote:
20 Nov 2017, 11:16pm
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Kaleb put a ring on this one.
Its all about knowimg the right moment

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by tepista » 28 Nov 2017, 9:06pm

K's wedding pics

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Rat Patrol » 29 Nov 2017, 11:01pm

...meanwhile, at the reception:

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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by Spiff » 01 Dec 2017, 12:03pm

That kid should be clapping instead of giving her the finger.
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Re: Shamerd my assgerfed

Post by tepista » 10 Jan 2018, 7:08pm

Kaleb's girl needs practice leaning against a post

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