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The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by matedog » 26 Jul 2009, 5:17am

Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by Heston » 26 Jul 2009, 5:18am

matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
[Insert distasteful vegetable soup comment here]
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by matedog » 26 Jul 2009, 5:21am

Heston wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
[Insert distasteful vegetable soup comment here]
Hess, our alliance is strong. Please ignore this post.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by Heston » 26 Jul 2009, 5:25am

matedog wrote:
Heston wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
[Insert distasteful vegetable soup comment here]
Hess, our alliance is strong. Please ignore this post.
Yes Fuhrer. [insert stiff salute]
So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Post by Wolter » 26 Jul 2009, 5:43am

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"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by cretin » 26 Jul 2009, 3:24pm

Confession implies shame. I disapprove.

I disapprove of you, Hoy.
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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by matedog » 26 Jul 2009, 3:33pm

cretin wrote:Confession implies shame. I disapprove.

I disapprove of you, Hoy.
Considering it goes against everything I stand for, shame may even be too weak a word to describe it.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by 101Walterton » 26 Jul 2009, 5:40pm

Don't get me started on Patsy again..........

Mate, Mr Scholes will be visiting you shortly.

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Post by Suzanne H. » 26 Jul 2009, 6:34pm

Ugh, my boyfriend just dyed his hair ginger according to tour pictures, so Hoy and I are in the same boat... :disshame:
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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by JulieJazz » 26 Jul 2009, 8:16pm

matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)

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Post by 101Walterton » 26 Jul 2009, 8:19pm

JulieJazz wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)
I would have thought that was the least of her regrets, I've seen a photo of Mate', he's a six pack of Bacardi Breezers minimum.

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Post by Flex » 26 Jul 2009, 8:20pm

JulieJazz wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)
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Post by Dr. Medulla » 26 Jul 2009, 9:17pm

JulieJazz wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)
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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by Wolter » 26 Jul 2009, 10:02pm

Julie, may the vinyl gods rain rare pressings upon you for your troubles.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by matedog » 27 Jul 2009, 2:04am

101Walterton wrote:
JulieJazz wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)
I would have thought that was the least of her regrets, I've seen a photo of Mate', he's a six pack of Bacardi Breezers minimum.
I don't know what that means.

As for the drummer comment, at least I can take solace in the fact that I'm not the keyboard player. At least not usually.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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