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The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by matedog » 26 Jul 2009, 5:17am

Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by Heston » 26 Jul 2009, 5:18am

matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
[Insert distasteful vegetable soup comment here]
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by matedog » 26 Jul 2009, 5:21am

Heston wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
[Insert distasteful vegetable soup comment here]
Hess, our alliance is strong. Please ignore this post.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by Heston » 26 Jul 2009, 5:25am

matedog wrote:
Heston wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
[Insert distasteful vegetable soup comment here]
Hess, our alliance is strong. Please ignore this post.
Yes Fuhrer. [insert stiff salute]
I just polished off some Low Country shrimp & grits and a mess of collards. That's a hell of a strain on the arm.

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by Wolter » 26 Jul 2009, 5:43am

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”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by cretin » 26 Jul 2009, 3:24pm

Confession implies shame. I disapprove.

I disapprove of you, Hoy.
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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by matedog » 26 Jul 2009, 3:33pm

cretin wrote:Confession implies shame. I disapprove.

I disapprove of you, Hoy.
Considering it goes against everything I stand for, shame may even be too weak a word to describe it.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Post by 101Walterton » 26 Jul 2009, 5:40pm

Don't get me started on Patsy again..........

Mate, Mr Scholes will be visiting you shortly.

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Post by Suzanne H. » 26 Jul 2009, 6:34pm

Ugh, my boyfriend just dyed his hair ginger according to tour pictures, so Hoy and I are in the same boat... :disshame:
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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by JulieJazz » 26 Jul 2009, 8:16pm

matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by 101Walterton » 26 Jul 2009, 8:19pm

JulieJazz wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)
I would have thought that was the least of her regrets, I've seen a photo of Mate', he's a six pack of Bacardi Breezers minimum.

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Post by Flex » 26 Jul 2009, 8:20pm

JulieJazz wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)
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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by Dr. Medulla » 26 Jul 2009, 9:17pm

JulieJazz wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)
Devastating. If this were a boxing movie, that line is the slow motion upper cut that knocks the other guy off the canvas and sprawling backwards for a ten-count.
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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by Wolter » 26 Jul 2009, 10:02pm

Julie, may the vinyl gods rain rare pressings upon you for your troubles.
”INDER LOCK THE THE KISS THREAD IVE REALISED IM A PRZE IDOOT” - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: The Mighty Confessions Thread

Post by matedog » 27 Jul 2009, 2:04am

101Walterton wrote:
JulieJazz wrote:
matedog wrote:Oh fuck oh fuck, I made out with a ginger tonight. Dear lord help me.

The only way I can rectify this is by listening to Human Touch outtakes I swear!
Ahhh...but think of the poor ginger...she made out with a drummer! ;)
I would have thought that was the least of her regrets, I've seen a photo of Mate', he's a six pack of Bacardi Breezers minimum.
I don't know what that means.

As for the drummer comment, at least I can take solace in the fact that I'm not the keyboard player. At least not usually.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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