How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Wolter » 22 Dec 2009, 4:02pm

tepista wrote:APE Steals the Peach!
CONTEXT!
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by tepista » 22 Dec 2009, 4:12pm

Wolter wrote:
tepista wrote:APE Steals the Peach!
CONTEXT!
Nah, I've decided that you replace the word monkey with ape in all situations, whether you're eating Ben & Jerry's Chunky Ape Ice Cream or if you're having more fun than a barrel of apes while singing Everybody's Got Something to Hide 'cept for Me and my Ape.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by tepista » 22 Dec 2009, 4:13pm

APE SPANNER!

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Wolter » 22 Dec 2009, 4:13pm

tepista wrote:
Wolter wrote:
tepista wrote:APE Steals the Peach!
CONTEXT!
Nah, I've decided that you replace the word monkey with ape in all situations, whether you're eating Ben & Jerry's Chunky Ape Ice Cream or if you're having more fun than a barrel of apes while singing Everybody's Got Something to Hide 'cept for Me and my Ape.
"Hey, hey we're the Aypes!"

Actually, The Aypes would be a great name for a Monkees cover band.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by tepista » 22 Dec 2009, 4:26pm

As a kid, I remember being disappointed in Sea Apes.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by rcs » 22 Dec 2009, 4:33pm

tepista wrote:As a kid, I remember being disappointed in Sea Apes.
sea apes? or sea monkeys?
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by tepista » 22 Dec 2009, 4:42pm

I'm teasing Wolt, pay attention! \


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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by tepista » 22 Dec 2009, 4:47pm

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So Marlon Brando had loose monkey babies running around his house? Not impossible, I guess.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Wolter » 22 Dec 2009, 4:48pm

tepista wrote:Image

So Marlon Brando had loose monkey babies running around his house? Not impossible, I guess.
If anything, quite likely.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Heston » 22 Dec 2009, 5:09pm

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So what does Marconi playing the mamba mean? "Marconi" is referring to the radio itself. It plays a deadly snake. The snake - the mamba - is slithering from the speakers. Ready to kill greedy corporations. Ready to free the world of all that is evil, and to leave behind only the youthful idealism encompassed by the tenets of rock and roll.

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 22 Dec 2009, 7:13pm

tepista wrote:Image

So Marlon Brando had loose monkey babies running around his house? Not impossible, I guess.
Somebody had to clip his toenails and keep the blood flowing around the ankles.
Walrus birth doesn't make good breakfast conversation!

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by rcs » 22 Dec 2009, 11:15pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
tepista wrote:Image

So Marlon Brando had loose monkey babies running around his house? Not impossible, I guess.
Somebody had to clip his toenails and keep the blood flowing around the ankles.
bahaahwahahahwahaaahawa!
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by tepista » 28 Dec 2009, 12:33pm

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Wolter » 28 Dec 2009, 12:58pm

tepista wrote:Image
THOSE ARE APES!
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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