How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by 101Walterton » 13 Jul 2009, 9:00pm

I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by tepista » 13 Jul 2009, 9:29pm

101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:
Only if they aren't smart enough to be waiters.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Olaf » 13 Jul 2009, 9:38pm

101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by tepista » 13 Jul 2009, 9:47pm

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101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
They had it in that popular VHS series in the 80s, Faces of Death

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by 101Walterton » 13 Jul 2009, 9:51pm

Olaf wrote:
101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
I saw it in a documentary, it is on YouTube but I am not even going to post a link it is too sick.

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 13 Jul 2009, 9:54pm

101Walterton wrote:
Olaf wrote:
101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
I saw it in a documentary, it is on YouTube but I am not even going to post a link it is too sick.
Also alluded to in Temple of Doom.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by rcs » 13 Jul 2009, 10:43pm

i like my monkeys in two-tone!

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by matedog » 13 Jul 2009, 11:19pm

tepista wrote:
Olaf wrote:
101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
They had it in that popular VHS series in the 80s, Faces of Death
I just watched it on google video and it looks pretty fake.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by 101Walterton » 14 Jul 2009, 12:33am

matedog wrote:
tepista wrote:
Olaf wrote:
101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
They had it in that popular VHS series in the 80s, Faces of Death
I just watched it on google video and it looks pretty fake.
Apparently the Faces Of Death video is fake however the eating of monkey brain sadly isn't.

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by tepista » 27 Jul 2009, 3:16pm

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Wolter » 27 Jul 2009, 4:30pm

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THOSE ARE MONKEYS!
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 27 Jul 2009, 4:53pm

Mickey Dolenz in an Urko mask—can we have a ruling?
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Wolter » 27 Jul 2009, 4:55pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:Mickey Dolenz in an Urko mask—can we have a ruling?
HE'S AN APE THAT WAS A MONKEE PLAYING A CHIMP!
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Dr. Medulla » 27 Jul 2009, 4:59pm

Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Mickey Dolenz in an Urko mask—can we have a ruling?
HE'S AN APE THAT WAS A MONKEE PLAYING A CHIMP!
Urko was a gorilla. Your credibility on all primate topics is now shot.
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Re: How Do You Like Your Chimps?

Post by Wolter » 27 Jul 2009, 5:07pm

Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Mickey Dolenz in an Urko mask—can we have a ruling?
HE'S AN APE THAT WAS A MONKEE PLAYING A CHIMP!
Urko was a gorilla. Your credibility on all primate topics is now shot.
FUCK! YOU'RE RIGHT!! HE WAS AN APE THAT WAS A MONKEY PLAYING AN APE, THOUGH. THAT PART IS CORRECT.
"There's something more honest, he believed, about traditional methods of mass starvation, labour camps, and machine gunning millions to death. Stalin was a vinyl guy who sneered at Truman converting everything to compact disc." - Thomas Jefferson

"But the gorilla thinks otherwise!"

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