How Do You Like Your Chimps?

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I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:

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101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:
Only if they aren't smart enough to be waiters.
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101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
Who pfaffed the pfaff? Who got pfaffed tonight?

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Olaf wrote:
101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
They had it in that popular VHS series in the 80s, Faces of Death

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Olaf wrote:
101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
I saw it in a documentary, it is on YouTube but I am not even going to post a link it is too sick.

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101Walterton wrote:
Olaf wrote:
101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
I saw it in a documentary, it is on YouTube but I am not even going to post a link it is too sick.
Also alluded to in Temple of Doom.
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i like my monkeys in two-tone!

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tepista wrote:
Olaf wrote:
101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
They had it in that popular VHS series in the 80s, Faces of Death
I just watched it on google video and it looks pretty fake.
Look, you have to establish context for these things. And I maintain that unless you appreciate the Fall of Constantinople, the Great Fire of London, and Mickey Mantle's fatalist alcoholism, live Freddy makes no sense. If you want to half-ass it, fine, go call Simon Schama to do the appendix.

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matedog wrote:
tepista wrote:
Olaf wrote:
101Walterton wrote:I like them in that dish where they put the monkey in the middle of the table with just their heads sticking up through a hole then cut the top of their heads and eat their brains whilst they are still alive :approve:



Actually it is one of the most barbric things I have ever seen but thought I'd share it :disshame:
Where'd you see that?
They had it in that popular VHS series in the 80s, Faces of Death
I just watched it on google video and it looks pretty fake.
Apparently the Faces Of Death video is fake however the eating of monkey brain sadly isn't.

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tepista wrote:Image
THOSE ARE MONKEYS!
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Mickey Dolenz in an Urko mask—can we have a ruling?
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Dr. Medulla wrote:Mickey Dolenz in an Urko mask—can we have a ruling?
HE'S AN APE THAT WAS A MONKEE PLAYING A CHIMP!
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Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Mickey Dolenz in an Urko mask—can we have a ruling?
HE'S AN APE THAT WAS A MONKEE PLAYING A CHIMP!
Urko was a gorilla. Your credibility on all primate topics is now shot.
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Dr. Medulla wrote:
Wolter wrote:
Dr. Medulla wrote:Mickey Dolenz in an Urko mask—can we have a ruling?
HE'S AN APE THAT WAS A MONKEE PLAYING A CHIMP!
Urko was a gorilla. Your credibility on all primate topics is now shot.
FUCK! YOU'RE RIGHT!! HE WAS AN APE THAT WAS A MONKEY PLAYING AN APE, THOUGH. THAT PART IS CORRECT.
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